So, Tulisa has a sex tape. Or rather, a blow job tape. Or rather, Tulisa’s face and a penis belonging to some dude called MC Ultra share space and time for a while. However you see it, it’s not a particularly successful endeavour and you can see why she chose to put her mouth to labour as a… what is she, a singer? I’ve only seen her on The X Factor and if I thought I needed to watch that through my fingers, I was not at all prepared for this. We get the classic POV shot from MC Ultra, who unfortunately doesn’t seem to have name himself such as compensation for masculine deficiencies. It all starts with Tulisa smacking the ...

Unlike One Night in Paris, Katie Price's sex tape has no narrative, no fancy chapter titles and is only three and a half minutes long. In fact, an 'official' version doesn't even exist, as all the videos are just several short scenes strung together - a lazy effort. Therefore, reading this review may well take you longer than just watching the tape yourself. But I ask you this: will you find the version that I happened to download which was set to the amazing backing music of Self Preservation Society? It really does put the movie in a whole new spin. I found myself cheering them on and wanting to start a fight. The Back Ache Blow Job So, the first scene in ...

This review is part of the Paris Hilton season.   1 Night in Paris is one of the very first modern celebrity sex tapes and - to my knowledge - the only one to feature links and introductions from one of its 'stars'. The plot revolves around Rick Salomon, a sexually-charged Scrappy Do, coercing his nineteen year old girlfriend, Paris Hilton, into stripping and performing sexual acts in front of his video camera. A lot of themes are thread through the narrative: relationship power balance, the naïvety of youth, the meaning of love and the quest for orgasm. While Salomon chooses to ham up his performance, really relishing his role as the villain, Paris plays an understated performance as a simple teenage girl ...

We are not here to judge those who make their money from having sex on camera. If we were in a position to be surrounded by beautiful, naked people constantly, we’d probably go ahead with it. While we’ve made every attempt to make this article safe for work, it’s at your own risk, obviously. When you are naked on film, every single inch of your body is out there for people to see, comment on and critique. A squeezable spot. A stray hair. A weird bum. These people don’t have the same crippling insecurities as us, and are too in need of money or drugs to care. In fact, some of them will make it worse ...

Over the course of nine years, Seinfeld became one of the most popular sit-coms of all time. Despite winning Golden Globes and more Emmys than you can fit in a hooker’s cock-pouch, Seinfeld never really gained the recognition that it deserved. Until now. New Sensations have finally seen the gap in the market. Sure, Jerry and Elaine dated in Seinfeld, but we never saw that. Never saw their time together. Never saw that time she stripped and Jerry took her from behind. Until now. Seinfeld: A XXX Parody is the grammatically annoying feature for those who like jokes with their strokes. It even, amazingly, opens with “Gerry” (which is apparently different enough from ...