We have, perhaps, been a little unfair to Liz Jones in the past.  Here, writer, columnist and broadcaster Bibi Lynch looks at Jones' most recent confession - that she's a spunk bandit.  I often like to write that I’m ‘conflicted’. Not just because it makes me sound American — but because the implication is I have more than one opinion in my head. And, today, I really am. I have several swirling thoughts — and Liz Jones’ sperm. Liz Jones’ sperm in my head. You might want a minute alone with that image. Jesus, yesterday Ms Jones’ sperm was splashed everywhere. (I have a few of these. We’ll get them out of the way now.) The comments kept coming. And, I have to ...

Nobody's favourite fashionista Liz Jones is all a-tither. And what's the problem? It turns out that some nasty Americans are picking on Kate Middleton: The debate was sparked when one American fashion commentator declared of our future Queen: ‘If you take Kate out of the royal family, put her on a street in New York, you wouldn’t look at her twice’. It didn’t take long for others to join in the assault, berating her sense of style and doubting that the ‘Kate Effect’ would stand the test of time. You hear that? Our future Queen! How dare they! Liz just can't understand, asking "Why does the fashion world hate Kate Middleton?" In an interesting non sequitur, she says: "She should also ignore the ...

Liz Jones has historically had a turbulent relationship with *not annoying the entire country* through her *journalism*. Liz is a friend of the site, having giving us streams of material over the last year (which you can read here – The Insane World of Liz Jones in Her Own Words), so when we heard she was going to Somalia to cover the famine, our reaction was a mix of trepidation and horror; a bit like when your embarrassing uncle turns up at a family event with a crate of Oranjeboom. Liz is hardly known for her compassion and soft touch, so for her to cover such a tender issue was, well, perhaps misguided, considering she has previous. Liz is a fashion/lifestyle ...

Liz Jones. Where do you start? For the uninitiated, she's a Daily Mail columnist with a somewhat inflated opinion of herself. Her ideas about life are as simplistic as a 1970s comedian, "men can't do this", "why do shop workers never..." and numerous digs at the poor. She - or her character in the paper - aspires to spending hundreds of pounds on name brand tat, living it up like a billionaire, without having the financial head to stop spending. Back in 2009, she estimated her personal debt at £150,000. That doesn't stop her from sneering at people that don't earn six figures working for a newspaper. On the understanding that she's either seriously mentally ill or just making it up to ...