<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Shouting at Cows</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.shoutingatco.ws/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.shoutingatco.ws</link>
	<description>Words, thoughts and idiocy</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 13:00:55 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator>
		<item>
		<title>TV Review: The Brits 2012</title>
		<link>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/22/tv-review-the-brits-2012/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/22/tv-review-the-brits-2012/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 13:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cracko</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shoutingatco.ws/?p=7642</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Full of pancakes and ready to party, it’s time for this year’s exciting BRIT Awards. I say “exciting”, but Ed Sheeran is involved, so my hopes aren’t sky high. The show is hosted again by James Corden, but the blow of seeing his face is somewhat softened by a musical intro from Coldplay. There are [...]
No related posts.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/22/tv-review-the-brits-2012/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Playing it Straight: Season 1 Episode 7</title>
		<link>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/22/playing-it-straight-season-1-episode-7/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/22/playing-it-straight-season-1-episode-7/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 12:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hannah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Playing it Straight]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shoutingatco.ws/?p=7653</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the Playing it Straight semi-final; the nightmare is almost over.  Cara came to Spain to find her perfect man, and so far she has only found a bunch of fools. Tonight, she has to decide which of these fools she will take through to the finale. This week, the boys will be tested on [...]
No related posts.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/22/playing-it-straight-season-1-episode-7/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Reasons Why Both Cheese and Alex James are Rubbish</title>
		<link>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/21/reasons-why-both-cheese-and-alex-james-are-rubbish/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/21/reasons-why-both-cheese-and-alex-james-are-rubbish/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 16:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick Bryans</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The World at Large]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shoutingatco.ws/?p=7611</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If there’s one thing that destroys everything you hold dear more than anything else, it’s ageing musicians who shun their original rock ‘n’ roll values later in life. Punk icon Johnny Rotten doing Country Life Butter adverts was bad. Iggy Pop endorsing car insurance was terrible. Everything Paul McCartney has done post-1990 is utterly disconcerting. But perhaps [...]
Related posts:<ol>
<li><a href='http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2010/09/14/world-record-attempt-most-expensive-cheese-sandwich/' rel='bookmark' title='World Record Attempt: Most Expensive Cheese Sandwich'>World Record Attempt: Most Expensive Cheese Sandwich</a> <small>World Record attempts used to be about stretching human achievement...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2010/09/21/top-5-rubbish-views-of-celebrity-skin/' rel='bookmark' title='Top 5: Rubbish Views of Celebrity Skin'>Top 5: Rubbish Views of Celebrity Skin</a> <small>If you’re a grr manly blokey bloody man, then you...</small></li>
</ol>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/21/reasons-why-both-cheese-and-alex-james-are-rubbish/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Dickhead List: Dean Gaffney</title>
		<link>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/21/the-dickhead-list-dean-gaffney/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/21/the-dickhead-list-dean-gaffney/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 13:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shoutingatco.ws</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The World at Large]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Dickhead List]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shoutingatco.ws/?p=7636</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;d imagine that rat-faced soap-botherer Dean Gaffney has acted in a series of low-budget, low-rent Sky 1 shows since departing EastEnders.  Perhaps a small part in a film or two.  You&#8217;d be wrong.  As an adult, Dean&#8217;s two acting roles have been an episode of the Bill and an episode of a CBBC drama called [...]
No related posts.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/21/the-dickhead-list-dean-gaffney/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Laser Eye Surgery In India: Part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/20/laser-eye-surgery-in-india-part-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/20/laser-eye-surgery-in-india-part-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Peatree Bojangles</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blog]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shoutingatco.ws/?p=7507</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Part one of this story can be found here. I will never forget this. There were five people in the surgery room: the surgeon (obviously), his wife (a surgeon who just stood there), another surgeon to look over the procedure, and two of the receptionist fools. They had just put some black antibiotic liquid in [...]
Related posts:<ol>
<li><a href='http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/13/laser-eye-surgery-in-india-part-1/' rel='bookmark' title='Laser Eye Surgery In India: Part 1'>Laser Eye Surgery In India: Part 1</a> <small>&#8220;I want laser eye surgery!&#8221; I demand to my mother,...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2011/04/13/the-insane-world-of-janet-street-porter-part-2/' rel='bookmark' title='The Insane World of Janet Street Porter [Part 2]'>The Insane World of Janet Street Porter [Part 2]</a> <small>Psst! Part 1 is here! Heading back to one of...</small></li>
</ol>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/20/laser-eye-surgery-in-india-part-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Take Me Out: Series 3 Episode 7</title>
		<link>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/20/take-me-out-series-3-episode-7/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/20/take-me-out-series-3-episode-7/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 13:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tim Ward</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Take Me Out]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shoutingatco.ws/?p=7598</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Bolton&#8217;s favourite son, Paddy McGuinness, kicked off another episode of Take Me Out by chatting to some of the lovely ladies &#8211; including Stephanie, who would definitely describe herself as &#8216;bubbly&#8217; if she ever took out a lonely hearts ad. Stephanie, as well as being a paramedic and a farmer, is also a barmaid, and [...]
Related posts:<ol>
<li><a href='http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2011/02/15/take-me-out-episode-9/' rel='bookmark' title='Take Me Out: Series 2 Episode 9'>Take Me Out: Series 2 Episode 9</a> <small>It&#8217;s Saturday. It&#8217;s time for Take Me Out! Let&#8217;s get...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/01/30/take-me-out-series-3-episode-4/' rel='bookmark' title='Take Me Out: Series 3 Episode 4'>Take Me Out: Series 3 Episode 4</a> <small>It&#8217;s Saturday night, so once again we enter the dating...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2010/12/14/take-me-out-and-beat-me-senseless/' rel='bookmark' title='Take Me Out: Series 2 Episode 1'>Take Me Out: Series 2 Episode 1</a> <small>It’s back! The show that makes Snog Marry Avoid seem...</small></li>
</ol>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/20/take-me-out-series-3-episode-7/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Movie Review: Love Camp 7</title>
		<link>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/17/movie-review-love-camp-7/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/17/movie-review-love-camp-7/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 12:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shoutingatco.ws</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video Nasty]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shoutingatco.ws/?p=7497</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Love Camp 7, rather than being the light-hearted Woodstock-esque party palace that it sounds like, is actually the name of a Nazi women&#8217;s concentration camp, filled with potential prostitutes.  A fictional version of the real life Joy Division.  A brilliant German-Jewish lady-scientist has been thrown in there for predictably Nazi reasons, and Our Boys want to [...]
Related posts:<ol>
<li><a href='http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2011/10/18/movie-review-ss-hell-camp/' rel='bookmark' title='Movie Review: SS Hell Camp'>Movie Review: SS Hell Camp</a> <small>Surprisingly, SS Hell Camp is not a happy, jolly romp...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2010/06/01/movie-review-the-human-centipede-first-sequence/' rel='bookmark' title='Movie Review: The Human Centipede (First Sequence)'>Movie Review: The Human Centipede (First Sequence)</a> <small>The Human Centipede (First Sequence), then. The “First Sequence” appendage...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2010/06/21/movie-review-seinfeld-a-xxx-parody/' rel='bookmark' title='Movie Review: Seinfeld: A XXX Parody'>Movie Review: Seinfeld: A XXX Parody</a> <small>Over the course of nine years, Seinfeld became one of...</small></li>
</ol>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/17/movie-review-love-camp-7/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Movie Review: It’s Pat</title>
		<link>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/17/movie-review-its-pat/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/17/movie-review-its-pat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 10:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bottom 100]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shoutingatco.ws/?p=7583</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been asked if I’d like to watch some terrible movies (films so bad they’re in the IMDB “Bottom 100” list) and write about them for this here site. I was reluctant, truth be told, but having already written a review for wacky children’s caper Jingle All The Way and being a fan of the [...]
No related posts.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/17/movie-review-its-pat/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Alison O&#8217;Riordan: The Tabloids Next Great Poverty-Chic Journalist</title>
		<link>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/16/alison-oriordan-the-tabloids-next-great-poverty-chic-journalist/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/16/alison-oriordan-the-tabloids-next-great-poverty-chic-journalist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 13:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick Bryans</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Media]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shoutingatco.ws/?p=7488</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don’t quite know how the Daily Mail bigwigs recruit their columnists. Maybe they sit outside country pubs and hear whichever tweed-clad numpty can spout the most archaic, ill-informed diatribe about immigrants or homosexuals. Maybe they toss a Dictaphone into a ladies&#8217; nightclub toilet in London’s West end, and see which undereducated, over-pampered, spoilt reprobate [...]
Related posts:<ol>
<li><a href='http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2011/07/18/parties-novels-and-clarkson-how-the-tabloids-reported-the-continued-notw-demise/' rel='bookmark' title='Parties, Novels and Clarkson: How the Tabloids Reported the Continued NOTW Demise'>Parties, Novels and Clarkson: How the Tabloids Reported the Continued NOTW Demise</a> <small>Ever since opinion columns became the basis of tabloids, papers...</small></li>
</ol>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/16/alison-oriordan-the-tabloids-next-great-poverty-chic-journalist/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Heat Magazine: When I Wake up in my Make-up</title>
		<link>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/15/heat-magazine-when-i-wake-up-in-my-make-up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/15/heat-magazine-when-i-wake-up-in-my-make-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hannah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Media]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Magazines]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shoutingatco.ws/?p=7494</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Sunday, and I&#8217;m writing this sitting in bed in my pyjamas. I am, of course, wearing a full face of make-up including false lashes. I&#8217;m not going anywhere today, but I wouldn&#8217;t want my boyfriend to come in from the other room and see my bare, naked face. And what if someone came to [...]
Related posts:<ol>
<li><a href='http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2011/09/15/katie-my-magazine/' rel='bookmark' title='Katie: My magazine'>Katie: My magazine</a> <small>Katie Price is frustrated. Years and years have gone by,...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2009/06/10/why-i-shouldnt-make-household-decisions/' rel='bookmark' title='Why I Shouldn&#8217;t Make Household Decisions'>Why I Shouldn&#8217;t Make Household Decisions</a> <small>Being an overworked occasional TV reviewer for esteemed celebrity website...</small></li>
<li><a href='http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2011/09/13/make-your-own-paris-hilton/' rel='bookmark' title='Make Your Own Paris Hilton'>Make Your Own Paris Hilton</a> <small>Paris Hilton Week Continues with some Arts n&#8217; Crafts! I&#8217;m...</small></li>
</ol>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/02/15/heat-magazine-when-i-wake-up-in-my-make-up/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

