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		<title>TV Review: Sex, Lies and Rinsing Guys</title>
		<link>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/05/17/tv-review-sex-lies-and-rinsing-guys/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 12:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hannah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like a lot of women in the world, I have a job. Every morning, I drag myself out of bed and surrender to the mind-melding tedium of an office-based existence. Just when I think I can’t stand it any longer, when it seems I will be sucked into a vortex of debilitating monotony and it [...]
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		<title>TV Review: Snog, Marry, Avoid: On Tour!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 12:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shoutingatco.ws</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post was written by the wonderful Helen Cairns. It seems that some of you may have missed the memo, but let me get you caught up. There is a new series of Snog Marry Avoid?; but it’s not just that, it’s got a new presenter and a slightly adapted format. I know. Exciting times. [...]
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		<title>Steps: On the Road Again – Episode 4</title>
		<link>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/05/15/steps-on-the-road-again-episode-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 12:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Steps are embarking on an epic reunion tour. This comprises weeks of rehearsals, twenty sell-out shows and 170,000 fans. A TV series chronicling this journey over six episodes seems realistic enough. But as week four unfolds and the band commences its first arena performance in over a decade, there is clearly a problem. Nothing exciting [...]
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		<title>Movie Review: Cannibal Ferox</title>
		<link>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/05/14/movie-review-cannibal-ferox/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 14:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shoutingatco.ws</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The name Cannibal Ferox combines the English &#8220;Cannibal&#8221;, meaning &#8220;Cannibal&#8221;, with the Latin &#8220;Ferox&#8221;, meaning fierce. The Fierce Cannibal, then. It opens in New York, with a guy searching an apartment for a chap called Mike. He&#8217;s interrupted by two blokes with guns, who were ripped off by the very same Mike. As a warning, [...]
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		<title>How to Fix The Apprentice</title>
		<link>http://www.shoutingatco.ws/2012/05/11/how-to-fix-the-appentice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 14:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>TV Review: More Sex Please, We&#8217;re British</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 13:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stuart Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<title>A Career In Three Films: Steve Martin</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Movie Review: Jack and Jill (2011)</title>
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		<title>Steps: On the Road Again – Episode 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 12:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Interview: The Boys of Take Me Out</title>
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