Music Review: Cher Lloyd ft. Astro: ‘Want U Back’

Posted On Wednesday, 01 Feb 2012 by in Music  
Music Review: Cher Lloyd ft. Astro: ‘Want U Back’ I woke up with a strange feeling; not the unexpected-boner kind of strange feeling, which would indeed be strange as I don’t have a penis. No, I just knew that my morning was going to be odd. I started it by watching YouTube videos of hipsters attempting to sing, which got me fairly angry, but nothing on the usual 10am anger scale. I then happened to start watching people shit ...
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Playing it Straight: Season 1 Episode 4

Posted On Wednesday, 01 Feb 2012 by in Television  
Playing it Straight: Season 1 Episode 4 It's back to gay-stereotype land (otherwise known as Spain) for another episode of awkwardness and completely absent sexual tension. That's right- it's Playing it Straight! Last week Cara sent Andrei home. This was unfortunate as he was straight, but also fortunate as he was creepy. This week's episode comes to us ...
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Movie Review: Battlefield Earth (2000)

Posted On Monday, 30 Jan 2012 by in Movies  
Movie Review: Battlefield Earth (2000) This film confuses me on so many levels.  Mostly, if this film takes place in the year 3000, then we shouldn't expect too much in the way of technological advancements over the next thousand years. I've had to consult the Wikipedia page to prepare myself for this review as I came away from ...
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Take Me Out: Series 3 Episode 4

Posted On Monday, 30 Jan 2012 by in Television  
Take Me Out: Series 3 Episode 4
It's Saturday night, so once again we enter the dating coliseum: JLS blasts out as the endless stream of blurred-into-one girls shimmies down the stairs, Wonderbras and hair extensions flying. Gracie ...
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Movie Review: Women Behind Bars

Posted On Friday, 27 Jan 2012 by in Movies  
Movie Review: Women Behind Bars
Women Behind Bars opens with some men committing a diamond heist on a boat, but one of the heiststers screws the others over, killing them. Their death yells are everything ...
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A Career in Three Films: Will Smith

Posted On Thursday, 26 Jan 2012 by in Movies  
A Career in Three Films: Will Smith
How old is Big Willie? How old was he during Fresh Prince? Fuck me, he’s been around for ages. Fresh Prince began airing in 1990. In 1990 I was 6 ...
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Movie Review: Blitz

Posted On Thursday, 26 Jan 2012 by in Movies  
Movie Review: Blitz
This is a guest post from the Internet's Katie Taylor.  She Twitters here, and blogs at The Secret Little Portobello Mushroom. "Do I look like I carry a pencil?" Jason Statham is ...
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Top 5: Terrible Gameshow Ideas

Posted On Wednesday, 25 Jan 2012 by in Television  
Top 5: Terrible Gameshow Ideas
Hello I am Brig Bother (not my real name, obviously), and I write ‘will-this-do?’ game show gossip and opinion site Bother’s Bar and wrote loads of the encyclopaedic UKGameshow Page. I’ve ...
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Playing it Straight: Season 1 Episode 3

Posted On Wednesday, 25 Jan 2012 by in Television  
Playing it Straight: Season 1 Episode 3
Welcome, fellow reality TV voyeurs, to episode three of Playing it Straight. This week at the villa the boys will be tested on their straightness by their ability to unfasten ...
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