Laser Eye Surgery In India: Part 2

Posted On Monday, 20 Feb 2012 by in Blog  
Laser Eye Surgery In India: Part 2 Part one of this story can be found here. I will never forget this. There were five people in the surgery room: the surgeon (obviously), his wife (a surgeon who just stood there), another surgeon to look over the procedure, and two of the receptionist fools. They had just put some black antibiotic liquid in my eyes that burnt, so I was unable to see anything as I was guided in. I ...
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What your choice of Valentine’s gift says about you

Posted On Tuesday, 14 Feb 2012 by in Blog  
What your choice of Valentine’s gift says about you Flowers Flowers are the classic choice.  Blooming in a vase in the corner of the room for a few days, they represent love and nature and everything.  Of course not, they actually represent the reality of these situations, which is that when you are young and beautiful, you're attractive, ready to ...
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Buyer’s Guide to Overpriced Valentine’s Tat

Posted On Tuesday, 14 Feb 2012 by in Blog  
Buyer’s Guide to Overpriced Valentine’s Tat This Valentine's Day, don't go out of your way to buy your beloved something special that will blow their mind.  Just fire up Amazon, search for "Valentine" and marvel at the tat on offer.  We trawled through their collection and marvelled at said tat below.  Have a lovely day/tearful wank. Remember that ...
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How to capture a Valentine

Posted On Tuesday, 14 Feb 2012 by in Blog  
How to capture a Valentine
It’s Valentine’s Day! Which means you’re either a) spending it doing something awfully romantic with that person who won’t stop sleeping over and calling you, b) going out with friends ...
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Laser Eye Surgery In India: Part 1

Posted On Monday, 13 Feb 2012 by in Blog  
Laser Eye Surgery In India: Part 1
"I want laser eye surgery!" I demand to my mother, knowing full well she’ll agree that: yes, I do need it, and; yes, she will pay for it. I deserved ...
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New Years Waste-Of-Fucking-Time Resolutions.

Posted On Tuesday, 03 Jan 2012 by in Blog  
New Years Waste-Of-Fucking-Time Resolutions.
It’s 2012. Do you fucking believe it? We should all be on hover boards, wearing silver leggings and goggles with integrated computers. Instead, I’m sitting up in bed, wearing three ...
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Nuts Turns 400

Posted On Monday, 31 Oct 2011 by in Curiosity  
Nuts Turns 400
I'm a Nuts virgin. That is, I've never read a Nuts or a Zoo, but I had a good idea about their content as the covers left little to the imagination. ...
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How Do You Spend a Day Without Internet?

Posted On Thursday, 27 Oct 2011 by in Blog  
How Do You Spend a Day Without Internet?
The modern world is totally dependent on the internet. Almost to the same level as we are with water. I may be generalising, but every social group seems to live ...
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Make Your Own Paris Hilton

Posted On Tuesday, 13 Sep 2011 by in Curiosity  
Make Your Own Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton Week Continues with some Arts n' Crafts! I'm sure you're all enjoying Paris Hilton week from the comfort of your own home, but you're probably thinking, 'is there any ...
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