GQ are running a competition for the most stylish man in Britain. And by “stylish”, for some reason, they mean “twattish”. Fancy bowling around in pyjamas, trousers that are too short and a sodding blazer? Brilliant, this is for you. Here’s our top ten biggest planks from the list.
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Every exciting thing that’s ever happened on Emmerdale documented right here:
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The Human Centipede (First Sequence), then. The “First Sequence” appendage does mean that like the Matrix or a dodgy curry, this movie will definitely be back for more. Yes, it’s the first of a trilogy. Excited? The film centres around a mental German doctor that is bored of splitting up Siamese twins, and decides...
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Summer sports traditionally include running, jumping, kicking a football and drinking until 4am then having an unsatisfactory time with a stranger. Not for us, though. While the rest of the world is running around celebrating the World Cup, we’ll be dragging our pasty arses out onto the streets to play some alternative summer games....
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The World cup is just three weeks away, which means that every tin-pot popstar and their mum have released a song to support England. Knuckle-headed racists and buffoons are piling up in their flag-caked chav-mobiles to literally pour records through their sunroofs. Sunrooves? Here’s five hateful shit attempts from yesteryear. And here’s one that’s...
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For 8 hours a day (or less, if you’re an insomniac or obsessively check social networking sites until three am), you are unconscious in bed. As countless drunk students, and Welsh idiots from Jackass knock-offs will testify, when asleep, people can get away with doing quite a lot to you. Hilarious things like writing...
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Shut up. This is the video he’s referring to, in case you’ve always wanted to see a blurry three minute video of Miley Cyrus pole-dancing dancing with a pole.
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Found on the Football 365 forum, this absolutely wonderful Larry David moment: Friend of a friend was staying with friends in a chalet in a French ski resort, really nice place, white carpets etc. He comes down off the mountain really needing a shit. He thinks, “I’ll just go straight back and do my...
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Fancy dress is a horrible addition to any invitation. Armies of dickheads bowling into town in comedy cross-dressing and vague recreations of famous film characters. Plus sweat inducing gorilla costumes that seem like a shit idea after one bar and one under-arm scratching, shrieking impression. Still, the idea persists that it’s fun to dress...
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