Boomtown Rat and charity bothering Sir Lord Bob Geldof sang “I don’t like Mondays”, which is a sentiment that we can all understand. However, perennial cockgobbler Bono also sang “Sunday, Bloody Sunday”. All in all, tossheaded singers aren’t keen on the end of this part of the week, which is a sentiment we can...
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Archive for March, 2010
Top Five: Rubbish Sunday Night TV Shows
In Which Numerology Decides My Relationship Status
It’s 4.30am. I’m writing this because last night, I got bollocked for being tired early and wanting to go to bed, and not stay up all night watching Paris Hilton movies on DVD. This evening, I drank Coke. Lots of Coke. At least three litres of Cherry sodding Coke. And now I’m awake. Guess...
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It’s a Me, Mario Mario Mario
To differentiate between all the great double acts, one needs to be tall and thin, the other short and fat: The Blues Brothers; The Krankees; Me and my ex-girlfriend. The prototype classic though, are the Italian plumbers, Luigi and Mario, who, for whatever reason, don’t bother doing the things that most plumbers do –...
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X-Boxing
Online gaming, eh, allegedly the future. Playing games against other people without them even being in the same room or even country as you. Brilliant. No more awkwardness as your mate outstays their welcome in your flat, or accidentally takes the Player 1 control pad so you have to talk them through everything. Just...
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