There are loads of reasons to be proud of being British. An army of lads taking over an Eastern European capital on a stag do; lazy racism perpetuated through newspapers; the BNP. The one thing that really does make us bloody brilliant is music. Popstars eh, aren’t they just wonderful? With all their singing...
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Archive for February, 2010
TV Review: The Brits 2010
“The Book Of Love Was Written By A Sadist” Was Written By A Retard
Hey! You! Do you have a girlfriend or a boyfriend or a husband or a wife or an “it’s complicated” on Facebook? Of course you do, you stud, you’re gorgeous. Especially you. But for some people, those with less fortunate faces, finding the right man, woman or monkey to make hideous noises and smells...
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Fearne Rotten
Getting angry at Fearne Cotton is a bit like getting angry at a piece of ham or a button. For the most part, she’s entirely inconsequential, dithering her way through the day. However, she’s also the speaking equivalent of an excitable, impressionable child that has been raised with a vocabulary of two words: Brilliant...
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