50 things I can’t do. There aren’t 50. 1) Growing up Poo in a public toilet Grow a proper grown-up beard Resist drawing cocks on blank paper. Big spunking cocks with all balls and pubes Go to bed at a sensible time, even if I have to get up early Work the washing machine...
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Archive for December, 2009
50 Things I Can’t Do
What is Soup? (Baby don’t hurt me, no more)
If 90s dance act “Haddaway” had really thought about their song “What is Love?” then they’d realise that it’s a fleeting emotion and stuff. What they should really have been bothered about is the far more pressing question: “What is Soup?” Specifically, what is the act of consuming soup called? Do you eat it,...
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