• Wall-E is on. Hence, Twitter. 2 hrs ago
• RT @sesp: @iamnotsteve You HEART Martine. I HEART Martine. We all HEART Martine and her Tummy Loving Care. 3 hrs ago
• Actress; Singer; Novellist; Advertiser. Is there anything Martine McCutcheon can do? 3 hrs ago
• I've just learned that tipping a table over isn't a proper way to clear it. It so is tbf. 4 hrs ago
• http://twitpic.com/18db1i assume this is standard behaviour in the spice aisle at Tesco. 4 hrs ago
• http://is.gd/aszZZ - Vintage Daily Mail masturbatrage over the Lady Gaga video (NWS?) (@antonvowl) 13 hrs ago
• I saw a man with an "I <3 NY" t-shirt, except this had the hilarious addition of the letters "fan" in front of NY. Ironic, cos he was a cunt 13 hrs ago
• I saw a man with an "I <3 NY" t-shirt, except this had the hilarious addition of the letters "fan" in front of NY. Ironic, cos he was a cunt 22 hrs ago
• Friends of friends Facebook profile pictures are the best: http://is.gd/apL3w WHAT IS THAT THING? 22 hrs ago
• I don't have access to a battery without dismantling the smoke alarm. It's worth the risk of burning to death for a cheapie. 22 hrs ago
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