In an announcement that will shock anyone who has seen my inept attempts at lovemaking, I must confess: I cannot dance. When I’m on the dancefloor, I look like someone who has been dragged out of their wheelchair and told to make their way home. It’s embarrassingly un-coordinated and hilariously broken. Body parts move...
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Archive for September, 2009
Strictly Cha Cha Cha
Getting Up a Bit
As I wrote down there in that other post, I’m a bit not-right in the head, and feel sad for no reason. That’s the best way to describe depression, I think. If your puppy dies or a robot from the future comes back to kill your 13 year old son to prevent him from...
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A Brief Anecdote
In the pub the other night, the topic came up of sexual partners, and age differences between them. I announced that my biggest age gap was 18 years. One of my friends’ girlfriends looked over and said “ooh, was she older than you, or younger?” I’m 25.
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Get Down!
For almost everything that’s ever born, the world is a shit place. Animals muller each other all over the place, fish eaten by bigger fish eaten by bigger fish. Turkeys wander round waiting for Bernard Matthews to wring their necks. Even if you’re born human, you’ll probably have a bit of a rubbish time...
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