April Fool!

Ah, April Fools. A great day where the office wits get to make jokes about tartan paint and long weights. Where sub-editors up and down the country can hilariously claim that penguins can fly, Mars are creating left-handed Mars bars or that God exists.

A day we can all come together and chuckle about the more gullible members of society. Did you know gullible has been taken out of the dictionary? Ha! No it hasn’t! You’re as bad as the rest of them!

A brilliant, hilarious day where web-sites that specialise in trivia have to go to great pains to promise that each and every story is true, and the BBC can run their annual “ten things that sound like April Fools but aren’t”.

Actually, you’re all April Fools! It’s a shit, stupid day.