• .@nlk280 The following cunts all said some variant of "something": @TheMasterBrewer, @PrinnyAurora, @SteveGrant1983, @beckicrossley 27 mins ago
• SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD 31 mins ago
• .@dianainheaven I have a colour printer and quite a lot of paper but I can get more from Staples. I hope this helps. 1 hr ago
• When you were a child, was the automatic response to asking "where's gran" that she'd "run away with a black man"? 1 hr ago
• .@vivelesteve at least that's interesting to him. Who's going "I just can't go to bed until I finish writing about what a chair is" 2 hrs ago
• How did Wikipedia get started? Cos there's loads of really generic articles, like the letter T or the number 42. Who wrote them? AND WHY?! 2 hrs ago
• http://www.pickmeupmagazine.co.uk/psychics/ Les, for fuck's sake (via @takeaweirdbreak and @dianainheaven) 3 hrs ago
• Oh yeah, I don't have a daughter. 3 hrs ago
• Jesus, my daughter's birthday next week. What do 8 year olds like? 3 hrs ago
• http://is.gd/acC6t I won the Football 365 mailbox, or something 3 hrs ago
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