• Oh shit, just did a "reply all" on a rubbish joke to a combination of people I don't know that well and strangers. 11 hrs ago
• Going home to watch awesome old movies and eat chicken dippers. I love my life. (especially after being @ed by @misstoriblack) 16 hrs ago
• I can't help but read the Daily Mail's FeMail section, even though I'm a) not female and b) not a horrendous vituperative bigoted Nazi. 16 hrs ago
• For my final meal before execution, I'd have steak and a bottle of Bollinger from the year 2120. 17 hrs ago
• Where are the best of the best Spotify playlists held? 17 hrs ago
• REDBRIDGE is the only tube station without any of the letters of ANAL CUMSHOT in it. Innit? http://bit.ly/bK9lmu 18 hrs ago
• ST. JOHNS WOOD is the only tube station without any of the letters of BUMCLACKER in it. Innit? http://bit.ly/bK9lmu 18 hrs ago
• Ooh, Freebird. Back in 9 minutes. 18 hrs ago
• Is it politically correct for me to black up while I write this tweet? 18 hrs ago
• Here's that blog I done about Mario: http://is.gd/aOKR9 18 hrs ago
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