January – 2009 – Shouting at Cows

I love those meeting where I turn up tired, unprepared and with Coke spilled down my shirt 26 mins ago
I'm going to go to @webuyanycar's HQ in a few weeks. Their twitter person doesn't know what he's let himself in for. 2 hrs ago
Upney doesn't contain any of the letters in "vibrator" or "ass dildo" 2 hrs ago
Bank is the only tube station with no letters from the word "Rumpole" in - http://bengreen.org.uk/tube.html 2 hrs ago
Hollo, @td_ward @Orbette @nlk280 @MadsYork Hollo, 3 hrs ago
I'd like to start "Hollo" as an acceptable alternative to "Hello", "Hallo" and "Hullo" 3 hrs ago
In recognition of my two years of Twitterness, I'm accepting donations of: sex toys (unused), a holiday to Amsterdam and Wispa Golds. 3 hrs ago
http://is.gd/akx8R And he's single! 3 hrs ago
Go find your old #tweacher contact the school, let them know they made a difference. 3 hrs ago
Friend's Facebook status says: "You can't spell stud without STD". I'm literally speechless. 4 hrs ago
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