Post Apocalyptic Cow

Mr Shouting at Cows

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Louis Theroux


Tim Ward: Oh God… so do I write a normal one, or try at a funny one, that might come off as “wacky”. I hate wacky.

Fuck this.

…In fact, there we go. Use that.

All posts by Tim | @td_ward | Riding Sidecar with the Lion of Life

It's not even plugged in! This is the November Rain video all over again.

Nick Bryans is a freelance writer. Free in the sense that I don’t get paid, but it gives my procrastination and laziness purpose; I’m not ‘lying on the couch watching droll TV whilst eating beans straight from a can’, I’m ‘researching’. I would describe my writing style as ‘mumbling with my hands’.

This whole paragraph could be summarised as: Unemployed.

All posts by Nick | @bryansbryans

Hannahmal

Hannah is twenty-something. she has an MA in English Literature, but the triumph of her academic career to date remains having an essay marked with the comment ‘slapdash but interesting’.

Hannah loves to travel, and funds her adventures by working in the most boring office. ever. she is looking for another job, but apparently she has no skills.

All posts by Hannah | @hannalucie

Benson and Hedges

Chainbear can sit down and enjoy himself in front of any movie (except The Wedding Date), so he’s perfectly poised to guide you through the worst afflictions upon all of tinseltown. When he’s not reviewing films, he indulges in his great loves: producing online comics and writing short stories. Unfortunately he also managed to get stuck in a data analyst job, fuelling his unspeakable rage for all the world.

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Peatree Bojangles was once a beautiful sea monster, luring ships into her expandable jaw with the mere flutter of her eyelashes. She has since retired to begin writing and drawing instead. She hasn’t killed in over 40 years.
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It was the fuckin' dog!

Sel is your choice of the following: professional gin drinker who kicks puppies in her spare time and practices being mean or professional gin drinker who bakes cakes and likes pretty things

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Post Apocalyptic Cow

Scarlett McSmack is the name on her Nectar card and that’s what she’s sticking with.

When she’s not participating in substandard supermarket point schemes, Smack reads the Daily Mail so you don’t have to.

When unsupervised, she ensures her early diabetic demise by substituting main meals for cans of condensed milk and would like to have a Hello Kitty tombstone.

All posts by Smack | @Cherrybakeswell