Fancy dress is largely not a lot of fun. Whether it’s one of those sodding Morph suits that show off your testicles and can’t be easily opened, or an “hilarious” Zombie [recently dead celebrity], they provide a laugh a minute for approximately a minute.
For those who are creative, making your own costume can be a source of pride. If you’re less creatively blessed, then there’s always the shop bought option (or just tucking a shirt into a pair of jeans and calling yourself Clarkson.)
Or there’s the worst of both worlds: Buying your costume from one particular online retailer. Because they do things like this…

Donald Duck

Scooby Doo

Zippy

Blobby

Grinch

Penfold

The Pink Panther

C3PieO

Barney

Bort
