Hey man… Trippy website, huh? It’s like, totally far out to see you. Dude.
This is like, the fourth episode of Steve Charnock’s Discount World and it’s all about getting high from things in pound shops and that. This video like, really opens the doors of perception, man. Walk through them, yeah? Into the living room of creativity and free-thinking (watch out for that nest of tables of spiritual enlightenment, though – I banged my knee on that last week). So, like, the government totally takes all our money, right? And I’m like, ‘hey man, we totally don’t need your consumerism and shit anyway! Well, we do – we just like, go to shops that are like, cheap, man. Far out…’
Anyway, yeah. I’ve nipped down my local discount griefhole and picked up three items that I reckon can double up quite well as legal highs. FOR REVIEW PURPOSES, YOU UNDERSTAND. If you’d like to see a man with the facial hair of a 17th Century sex offender eat a dozen high strength painkillers, drink a bottle of cough medicine and snort caustic soda – you’ve come to the right place! If you wouldn’t like to see that, you’re in good company with the rest of the world and I’d suggest you head somewhere else and forget this whole sorry business.
*WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. STUPID BEARDS CAN CAUSE ITCHING, FUNNY LOOKS AND TOTAL SOCIAL PARALYSIS.*