Steve Charnock’s Discount World: Episode Three – STINK by Steve Charnock

I’ll tell you who stinks – you. You stink. Awful, the stench is. It’s quite foul and it’s putting me right off my Mattesson Fridge Raiders. But don’t take it personally, we all stink. We’re vile things, humans. And that’s why we spray stuff all over us to mask what disgusting animals we are. You’ve got your Chanel No. 5s, your Bruts, your Febrezes… But when times are tough, it’s difficult to justify buying fragrances exclusive and as pricey as those, isn’t it? Sometimes, the pound shop is our only option. Either that, or violently destroying the olfactory systems of everyone we meet (and in today’s hectic topsy-turvyworld, who’s got time for that, huh?!).

I’ve got my mitts on three men’s liquid stinks from off of pound shops and have filmed myself expertly reviewing them. Why not watch it and and then leave a comment about how handsome I am?

Thank you, dear.

xXx

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