World leaders are kind of important – they must appear strong yet caring; intelligent but a man of the people; assertive but willing to listen. A great world leader is all of these things.
Vladimir Putin, however, thought, “fuck that – I’m awesome.”
Putin, the current Prime Minister of Russia, is the master of trying to make himself look more like a maverick Texas Ranger than one of the most powerful men in the world.
"What, these? Oh, I found them while being your Prime Minister"
Just this month, Vladimir Putin was on a scuba diving trip in the Kerch Strait that connects the Black and Azov seas. When he surfaced, after being filmed, he was clutching the the remains of two ancient Greek pots dating from 6 B.C.
Holy shit! I’d imagine David Cameron would struggle to find seaweed while diving. But, of course, it was all of stunt. When you look at it; it was pretty obvious. The pots were found by Putin in six-feet of clear water, fully exposed. But, you know, maybe no one found them in 2,000 years because they were lazy?
Putin also showed all the subtlety and archaeological tact of a drunk bear trying to get out of a swimming pool of jam. The Glorious Leader merely grabbed the two handles and yanked them out of the ground.
This isn’t the first time that Vladdy Putts has decided to get the propaganda bus on the road.
The picture up there is merely the latest in a series of magnificent photo opportunities Putin is more than willing to pose for.
Often half-naked, always doing the most manly things imaginable, constantly being awesome.
For example;
Vladimir Putin the racing driver!
"Jenson? Button it! Yeah, I went there."
The Russian Primer minister carrying a gun while topless!
"Electoral debate? DEBATE THIS."
Awesome Vlad riding a horse!
Horse Power
Putin swimming with dolphins!
"Cabinet meeting? OK, let me just kill these smug fuckers first."
Now, you look at those pictures and you tell me that he isn’t more awesome than David Cameron. You know what David Cameron does? This:
Unless he throws that into a waiting alligator's mouth, he sucks
What the hell is that?
Personally, I think David Cameron’s opinion rating would go through the roof. Imagine the Prime Minister swimming with sharks, hunting for badgers or punching an increasingly agitated number of swans right in their stupid faces.
OK, I take it back
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I did my dissertation on Putin. Once I found out about all his behind curtains issues, the sanctioned murders, the constant chipping away away of democracy in Russia etc.
Evaluation?
Putin is easily most manly man to ever exist. And as the owner of the biggest balls on earth should be fully allowed to go around destroying democracy, restoring the Soviet-zone of influence, using Estonia as a footstool and hunting animals that live in the wild just to avoid being near Putin in the first place.
In short, I like Vlad.
Vladdy Putts. Brilliant.