“Hear Me Wail” – Best of the Daily Mail Sad Faces by shoutingatco.ws

Hear Me Wail is a wonderful tumblr blog, featuring the best of Daily Mail Sad Faces – snaps of people who have been wronged by society, looking miserable for a Daily Mail snapper. As their tagline says, “OK LUV, JUST HOLD IT UP AND LOOK A BIT SAD”.  We got together with curiously-titled curator FairyDave, and picked out five of the best.

Woman who broke Asbo stopping her from having noisy sex locked up

In fifth place is this noisy sex couple, with their noisy sexy sex. Look at them. Look at their sex faces. Growl.

Mother fined for going 7mph over limit on way to see mauled son in hospital

As Dave says: “Every time I see the phrase ‘mauled son’, it makes me laugh.”

Sisters blasted off the sofa as massive lightning bolt causes home to explode

“I’m suspicious that the lightening bolt is a scapegoat here; that pink velour number must create a lot of static electricity”

Tenants banned from using welcome mats over ‘serious health and safety fears’

This wonderfully indignant old chap genuinely describes his situation as “political correctness gone mad”

Mother lands a £135,000 windfall in bank blunder…and blows it in weeks

And at the top, a dozy lass who found £135k mysteriously in her account. And spent it all. In two weeks. With Bonus Baby Sad Face.

Thanks again to the lovely folk at Hear Me Wail, and really, you should already be clicking that link.

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