Punternet: Lovely Ladies by shoutingatco.ws
Last week, we took at look at the disturbing homes of hookers (“The sitting room was strewn with toys and rubbish”). Tonight, we’ll be checking out the lovely ladies themselves. Warning: It’s pretty unpleasant.
Early 40′s – fat (not nicely like a BBW but ugly fat), poor teeth and a crooked eye
She stripped off to reveal a very skinny body, prominent veins and a srawny arse – not too bonny. I went down on her for a while, then tried to suck her toes and she lost it – ‘Oh for f*** sake hurry up!’. She then tore open a sachet of lube and rammed it up her fanny, snapped a condom on me and ordered me to shag her.
I went to play with Lauren only to find some sort of discharge oozing from her!!! It looked like sperm as there was quite a lot. I know Lauren offers bareback and i was concerned she had indeed just been involved in such an act and not cleaned herself out! disgusting!
I told her that she could take off her basque and thong, which she did, to reveal her slim, tanned body. Although a closer look also revealed droopy breasts and a few stretch marks showing evidence of childbirth. She confirmed this by explaining that the tattoos either side of her navel were the names of her kids. Nice!
She told me she was 25, looked more like 36 yrs old. she has a big beethoven like dog who is very placid. Gingerish crusty muff. Shes got a girls moustache too!
She then has this reeeally bad looking growth by her foot that my eye immediately catches and can’t get away from. I understand this might happen to someone, but put a plaster or bandage over it if you are seeing someone who has paid to be with you. It started bleeding while i was with her!
No complaints with the friendly nature of Melanie, in fact she was ‘too friendly’ asking me every minute if everything was ok, ok if you don’t mind pumping your wad into a Hattie Jaques look-alike that is. I did the dirty deed from behind and left swiftly with my tail between my legs! Maybe she should have worn a purple coat and I could have fantasized shagging a Telly Tubby
She came in and stripped, nice ceiling to floor mirrors helped. Oh my God!! What huge nipples, I would say 1.5 inches long and 2 cm wide, If she has kids they will starve as the poor little devil wont be able to get them in its mouth!!! I did though.
Medium height, horribly coarse & stringy dyed blonde hair, rough skin, especially around nipples, disgusting pungent odour from vagina area and mucus emanating therefrom (!), contorted & pixie-like facial features, very young but in a bad, immature way, cocky, rude, arrogant and ultimately verbally abusive.
Did not abuse my ass at all which was disappointing. Both managed to piss on me which was nice but they made no attempt to keep drinking throughout the session to keep the flow available. Did not manage to shit on me. Either of them. And if that is a big part of your offer, that could be considered a failing, no?
Oh well. I tried a finger up her bum instead. “Mmm, mmm… no.”
asking me if i was gay cos i like strap-on sex with a woman… haha.
this girl is a fucking stupid brain dead idiot, could see not see or understand that if we all did the same and looked the same life would be crap. i did try to expand her mind a little bit but when your dealing with an idiot what can you do
Jennifer was on all fours blowing a guys who was lying on the bed. I watched her lovely bum for a few minutes and began to feel rather turned on. She asked the guy if he’d like to shag her and when he said that he’d rather the oral continued as he did not want penetration she got very cross with him but carried on. I snuggled beside her and suggested that I would be happy to take her in doggie while she carried on and I received an earful of abuse to the effect that she wasn’t there to service two guys at once. I withdrew from the room with as much grace as I could muster and wandered upstairs to get a drink.
She was quite fat, had a nasty shaving rash all over the tops of her legs and belly, and scabs on her tits. She said her ‘dog had bitten her’ !!
She was attractive and nice enough. But i was put off by a plaster like object on her arse.
(her long pubic hairs protruded through her black granny pants.)
She had yellow crusty yellow nails, smokers breath and strong body odour. She is also obese with huge stretch marks – not what I expected!
Fat & slack body, with stretch marks & a huge vagaina with bigger lips than a spitting image puppet.
I asked which was pregnant and they looked at each other in horror and shook their heads. Chose the one who looked fattest! Dreadful experiece, even for twenty quid. I think she was pregnant, as she had a hard bump.
Internally, she was loose and could probably take a cucumber.
We then had pretty routine sex with a condom: her belly was so huge I had difficulty getting in! It was really mechanical, not helped by her smell. Her cunt was also rather smelly: I’m sure she would offer sex without a condom, but it would be madness considering the total lack of hygiene in the place. you would be lucky not to catch something.
Rebuttal: Vanessa states that she does NOT offer sex without a condom
The stench that came from her was stinking. I asked her to undress incase she had stood on something on the way in. She hadn’t! She was revolting! I asked if she had a bath a home. She replied i’ve just finished with another client. How unprofessional and down right disgusting! I didn’t even ask for my money back. I said please leave my room NOW. She did. £300 lighter in the pocket i was. That punt has put me off this hobby for life.
All of this mediocre work was spoilt by the lingering, very pungent, and unwelcome smell of cod! It doesn’t take long to wash your tackle so why let it reek? I find fish-pong utterly abhorent, as I am sure do most punters, so please ladies, for the sake of fragrant punting, wash your beaver after use! Please?
now I am not saying everybody has to be stunning looking but they should make an effort with what they have i. e. have a bath brush your teeth shave your legs (unless you advertise as hairy Mary) perhaps get down the gym once in a while and DO NOT belch like Barney Gumble all the way throughout the appointment, yes all these options were available and then some. I am not going to go in to how bad it was as I try to block thing like this out of my mind but I will leave you with this brief decription of the sex it was like shagging the corpse of a dead gibbon only the smell was worse. The only good point of the whole thing was that Sapphire gave me £20 back
this lady is 55 plus (ignore previous report he must have had his eyes shut)saggy tits and smelly pussy
There was a previous comment about someone wanted to go 69 with this lady, well good luck wit that, its really fishy down there.
Part One can be found here, and Part 3 (Customer Service) here.
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me: I would not touch any of girls you reviewed with YOURS!
This is funny…but also sort of – perhaps inappropriate to laugh at poor hygiene/physical appearance/private parts of people who are…pretty desperate/abused?
“Did not abuse my ass at all which was disappointing…” was…hilarious, though.
I have to say, that no matter what you think about the concept of buying/ selling sex, sites like this has its positive side.
We know that people will buy sex no matter what. Politicians may say or think what they want. So if the industry exists, they probably have to run business as any other industry. Demand, offering bla bla…
For the buyer it is about finding the right service. For the provider it is about getting clients. But whether we like it or not, sites that lets the girl get closer to the clients by their self, will make them more independent and less in need for a pimp. So, what is it that we do not like? Women willingly providing sexual services or pimps that take advantage of them and make money managing them?
I say we fight the bad sides of this industry and help making the parts we just have to accept more accessible to both clients and independent providers.