Rather than sending the teams out to a tenuously related building, this week Lord Sugar wanders his way to Chez Apprentice to bother the candidates in person. He reveals that this week they'll be inventing and branding biscuits, then flogging them to supermarkets.
Helen leads Jim and Natasha in this week's Team Venture, while Zoe looks after Tom, Melody, and Susan in Team Logic. By now, the teams have been swapped ...
The Apprentice 2011: Episode 9
Posted On Thursday, 30 Jun 2011 by shoutingatco.ws in Television
Rather than sending the teams out to a tenuously related building, this week Lord Sugar wanders his way to Chez Apprentice to bother the candidates in person. He reveals that this week they'll be inventing and branding biscuits, then flogging them to supermarkets.
Helen leads Jim and Natasha in this week's Team Venture, while Zoe looks after Tom, Melody, and Susan in Team Logic. By now, the teams have been swapped ...
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Made In Chelsea: Season 1 Episodes 7 & 8
Posted On Wednesday, 29 Jun 2011 by sel in Television
DARLINGS! We’ve got two weeks to catch up on seeing as I jetted off to Cannes last week. Ok, ok, got the slow coach to Grimsby but y’know, same difference. RIGHT?
So, to last week and Binky Cheshka and Ollie are excited about a masquerade ball and being able to find ...
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Daily Mail: Please Be Nice Online (Unless You’re Us)
Posted On Wednesday, 29 Jun 2011 by shoutingatco.ws in The Media
As we've discussed before, the Mail have a real problem with Online People, especially their "having opinions" and "not liking the same things as the Mail".
Tedious journo Marianne Power has stepped up to battle the cyberwarriors, via the medium of guilt. In between pitiful sobs, she tells us:
My friend Sarah ...
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When you think of Titanic, you probably think of hugely elaborate set pieces, state-of-the-art CGI, a romance straddling the social class divide and characters that motivate us to yearn for their ...
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Did you know that freckle-balled media mogul Chris Evans is a racist? That’s right, a racist. A horrible, bigoted, UV-light-avoiding racist.
That’s if you believe the Daily Mail, whose headline screams: ...
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This is Your Life: Dave Benson-Phillips
Posted On Monday, 27 Jun 2011 by Nick Bryans in The World at Large
Infectious laughter, buckets of charisma, slightly annoying to watch with a hangover; these are all traits we associate with the lord of children’s television, Dave Benson-Phillips. He was undistinguishable from ...
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The Week on the Telly
Posted On Friday, 24 Jun 2011 by Hannah in The Week on the Telly
This week I watched…
Marriage Ref, ITV1
How ironic that, as I sit down to watch this charming light entertainment show, I have to clear a space for myself in the pile ...
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Sunday Sport: Bathtime Tramp Killed By Carwash
Posted On Friday, 24 Jun 2011 by shoutingatco.ws in The Media
WHEN tragic turps-nudger Steve Bass was told he could visit the family home for the first time in 10 years - for Father's Day — the first thing he needed ...
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The Apprentice 2011: Episode 8
Posted On Thursday, 23 Jun 2011 by shoutingatco.ws in Television
The teams are sent off to St. Pancras station (pronounced Pancreas by every one of the buggers), and Melody takes the opportunity to irritate her co-passengers by reeling off all ...
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