Mail: Insane parents don’t want “scum” teachers to drink by shoutingatco.ws
Imagine for a moment, that you’re the parent of a young child. Primary school age. You’re bored one evening, fire up Facebook, and search for your kid’s teachers. Upon finding a profile, you notice that it’s unlocked, and you can look through their private photos. So you do.
In one image, one of the women, wearing a skimpy skirt, is seen with her leg wrapped provocatively around a pole.
What course of action would you take?
A. Shut the browser down and never mention it again
B. Save the photos for… later
C. Have a quiet word with the teacher next time you see them, and warn them to be more careful with their settings
D. Print out copies of the pictures, attach a note calling the teachers tramps, and post them through your neighbours’ letterboxes
If you chose D, then congratulations, you’ll fit in perfectly with one insane parent at Langland Community School in Milton Keynes.
She included a letter which read: ‘If you are as appalled as I am by these images which these tramps post freely for the world to see, how safe are our children?
‘Answer, not very! Children might be seeing these images.
‘What does this tell you about this school and how it is being run?
‘These women teach my children, but not for much longer. I say remove the scum and get Mr Pickard [the previous head] back in to sort out this mess before it gets any worse.’
Who would you rather have looking after your kids: A teacher with a social life and a misunderstanding of Facebook’s privacy settings, or an insane harridan of a mother? Scum! She calls them scum for being drunk! There’s a bit of confusion here, though: Is she upset because they had fun, or because they put the photos on the Internet? If it’s the former, she’s mental and if it’s the latter, she’s a hypocrite for distributing the photos.
She’s right about children being able to see the pictures though, which is why she took the best course of action. You have to be 13 to open a Facebook account, so generally the children shouldn’t be seeing them anyway. Printing them out, distributing them and passing them on to a national newspaper is the best way to sort that out.
‘My children have left school now, but other young children on the estate have seen the pictures.’
One of the parents helpfully passed them along, and the Mail have gone out of their way to make sure as many people as possible see them. Think of the children!
The teachers have now removed the images from Facebook and made their profiles private.
“Ready to go: Drinks in hands, the group pose before heading out” thunders the caption, on a photo that looks suspiciously like it has been printed out and re-scanned. Drinks in hands! DRINKS IN HANDS! How dare they? How bloody dare they? Who do they think they are? Ordinary bloody people?
As for the school, they’re actually taking a sensible, intelligent and, y’know, not mad approach to it all:
‘I spoke to the school and they were aware of it and the head has spoken to the teachers and told them to be more careful’
Of course, there’s no way the Mail would be hypocritical over this exact situation, by, say, playing up the sexiness of a children’s role model on a night out.
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She was supporting colleague Zoe Salmon, 26, and CBBC presenter Angellica Bell, 28, who both appeared on the show, but were beaten by Tara Palmer-Tomkinson.
Award-winning CBBC presenter Angellica Bell has proved she is no angel by posing in a black lace bra, knickers and stockings in a raunchy shoot for FHM.
Oh. Never mind.
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Why the heck would you want to look up your kid’s teachers on Facebook?
Honestly? If I saw pictures of my kid’s current teacher having a fun night out, I’d be kind of relieved because she always strikes me as unnaturally uptight for someone in their twenties.
PRIVATE settings, people. Insane-daily-mail-reader is everywhere.
A friend of mine is a teacher, and she and her mother (also a teacher) got an abusive phone call from a parent whose (underage) son had seen her at a nightclub having a few drinks.