Daily Sport: Bride’s och aye, the poo! by shoutingatco.ws
A FUMING bride DECKED her kilt-wearing hubby when he sat on her knee at the reception and left a SKIDMARK on her wedding dress!
Like all true Scotsmen, Angus McClure, 26, didn’t wear pants under his kilt when he married sweetheart Sarah Grant in Greenock, Renfrewshire.
But his traditionalism led to uproar when he perched his poorly-wiped backside on 24-year-old Sarah’s pristine frock, leaving an unsightly smear.
After Sarah swiped at Angus, the well-refreshed McClure and Grant clans led the reception into bloody mayhem.
A police source said: “I’ve been a police officer in Greenock for nearly 20 years and so I’ve seen a lot of wedding parties turn nasty but this was something else.”
In total, seven people were arrested in the grounds of wedding venue, Greenock Reformed Temperance Hall, and face public order offences.
It’s believed that Angus and Sarah were reconciled when they sobered up, and have no memory whatsoever of the melee.
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Would be surprised if she doesn’t get honeymoon cystitis, thanks to her husband’s poor personal hygiene.
What’s a Lowland Sassenach doing wearing a Highland kilt anyway?
hahahahahahahahahahaha if hes not even clean on his wedding day, just imagine what hes like on regular days.
What’s great is the fact that the drunken brawl was held in Greenock’s Temperance Hall, it makes you prou to be Scottish
Only in Scotland thankfully.
Not only shit-faced then….
This story is an urban myth, there is no such place as the Greenock Reformed Temperance Hall.
The myth has also been retold as a male stripper on the leg of a girl wearing white jeans.
It was in a newspaper! It must be true!
Terry, Terry…why do you have to spoil everyone’s fun?