Britain’s Got Talent 2011: Episode 7

Posted On Tuesday, 31 May 2011 by in Television  
Britain’s Got Talent 2011: Episode 7 Because I'm such a ruddy nice guy, I’m watching Britain’s Got Talent tonight for you lovely readers of the greatest website on the planet. This is the first time I’ve ever seen it, so have stocked up on a healthy supply of wine, morphine and a strong and secure noose. Just in case it's as bad as everyone makes out… Tonight is the last of the auditions, and we all hope that they’ve ...
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The Week on the Telly

Posted On Friday, 27 May 2011 by in Reviews  
The Week on the Telly I watched… Dating in the Dark Sky Living Sarah Harding is a recent graduate of the Atomic Kitten School of Presenting, and is therefore uniquely qualified to superintend the eight shallowest people in the world through a four-day dating extravaganza. The girls and boys will only be able to meet in a ...
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Sport: Golfer teed off after fox clubbing

Posted On Friday, 27 May 2011 by in The Media  
Sport: Golfer teed off after fox clubbing Golfer teed off after fox clubbing A CRUEL golfer has been fined £750 and banned from his local club after battering a fox with his driving iron - because it was trying to steal his chocolate biscuit. Donald Forbes became enraged when he caught the animal trying to snatch the Tunnocks ...
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The Apprentice 2011: Episode 4

Posted On Thursday, 26 May 2011 by in Television  
The Apprentice 2011: Episode 4
The teams' early morning wake-up call sends them off to the British Museum, where Lord Alan shows them Aphrodite, representing beauty. And that's their tenuous connection to this week's ...
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The Daily Express’ Celebrity Columnists

Posted On Thursday, 26 May 2011 by in The Media  
The Daily Express’ Celebrity Columnists
The Daily Express isn’t known for its insightful news reporting. At the time of writing, their website has front page stories concerning Penelope Cruz’s dress, graffiti about Pippa Middleton’s arse ...
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Made In Chelsea: Season 1 Episode 3

Posted On Wednesday, 25 May 2011 by in Television  
Made In Chelsea: Season 1 Episode 3
Previously there was skiing, shrieking, douchelords and more yahs than you can shake a Mulberry Alexa at. We get another excellent business lesson from Francis Boulle CEO who teaches us that ...
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NME say “Don’t listen to this band, because you won’t get laid.”

Posted On Tuesday, 24 May 2011 by in The Media  
NME say “Don’t listen to this band, because you won’t get laid.”
  The NME Magazine gets a lot of abuse from people. But what most of these detractors don’t understand, is that the NME is not JUST a music guide. It’s more ...
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Mail: Ryan Giggs, Family Man

Posted On Monday, 23 May 2011 by in The Media  
Mail: Ryan Giggs, Family Man
Here are some articles taken from the Daily Mail over the last few weeks, which are probably completely meaningless, but still rather lovely. Amanda Platell writes about Fred Goodwin's Injunction, and ...
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Britain’s Got Talent 2011: Episode 6

Posted On Monday, 23 May 2011 by in Television  
Britain’s Got Talent 2011: Episode 6
So, episode six of Britain Must Be Stopped. Let’s sit back and relax, razor blades in hand, and pray that the rapture turns out to be true. If the previous weeks ...
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