I’m poor. I like to think it’s because I don’t earn much, but still have to buy things like food and shampoo and a roof over my head. But no, it’s actually because I’m a massive IDIOT, needlessly frittering away my money on cleaning products and orange juice. Why am I so wasteful? This has got to stop, or how am I going to afford my £4,000 wedding in Cyprus? ...
I’m poor. I like to think it’s because I don’t earn much, but still have to buy things like food and shampoo and a roof over my head. But no, it’s actually because I’m a massive IDIOT, needlessly frittering away my money on cleaning products and orange juice. Why am I so wasteful? This has got to stop, or how am I going to afford my £4,000 wedding in Cyprus? ...
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Parents! Lock up your daughters! The mating season is upon us. According to FHM, that is. I discovered this quite by accident, flicking through a discarded copy of everyone's favourite lad's magazine while making a cup of tea. I live in a shared house, so I'm used to finding unpleasant ...
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The Insane World of Janet Street Porter [Part 3]
Posted On Wednesday, 27 Apr 2011 by shoutingatco.ws in The Media
As we previously discussed, illness and weight really boil JSP's piss. She has, however, written five different articles about her other two bugbears in a little under two years. They are the twin horrors of Twitter and Facebook.
"Tweeting? It's just a tidal wave of drivel"
In which she asks:
Is Twitter ...
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Britain’s Got Talent 2011: Episode 2
Posted On Tuesday, 26 Apr 2011 by sel in Television
I must confess, I’ve never watched Britain’s Got Talent before for many, many reasons. For one, "variety acts" make me want to renounce my nationality and gouge my eyes out, ...
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Church Discover Anti-Christian Bias through Laziness
Posted On Tuesday, 26 Apr 2011 by shoutingatco.ws in The Media
The Mail often reads like it was written by the preposterous twist-meister M. Night Shyamalan. The headline will promise something, the quotes all back it up, and then a ...
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This is Your Life: Noel Edmonds (Part 1: The Rise and Fall)
Posted On Monday, 25 Apr 2011 by Nick Bryans in The World at Large
There is nothing more quintessential with British television than Noel Edmonds. He is the doyenne of low budget, mass-market entertainment. Whether its contrived weekend entertainment shows, far right propaganda vehicles ...
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Royal Wedding Preview: The Form Guide!
Posted On Friday, 22 Apr 2011 by Nick Bryans in The World at Large
Well it’s finally here! Months of speculation, shameless merchandising and spotting members of the royal family in food culminates on April 29th, when Prince William and Kate Middleton finally tie ...
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The Mail Stalk Nigella Lawson on Holiday
Posted On Thursday, 21 Apr 2011 by shoutingatco.ws in The Media
TV's cookery and cleavage expert, Nigella Lawson, has gone on holiday to Australia. Exciting times we live in, eh?
In the past, she's been lucky enough to receive more Daily ...
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Anorexia T-shirts vs. Daily Mail T-shirts
Posted On Wednesday, 20 Apr 2011 by shoutingatco.ws in The Media
This is a guest post from the wonderful Matt Davies, of www.seotunes.co.uk and the Twitter machine.
The eponymous DAILY MAIL REPORTER has once again spewed from its backpipe another hysterical failure ...
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