“100% Welsh Lamb” tattoo somehow instantly regrettable by shoutingatco.ws
This is a guest post by Orbette, who used to be the pen-pal of one of our other writers. Fun facts, folks.
100% Rubbish
Not only would I argue that the daughter in question struggles to be 60% mutton at best, let alone prime meat, but the mother seems to be directing her issues in the wrong place. She acknowledges that her daughter did ‘a silly thing’ according to The Sun Online, but the responsibility lies with the tattoo parlour who has committed an illegal act. The police have since been contacted.
Levi is apparently stricken with grief over the incident, and has complained that the tattoo doesn’t even look feminine. ‘It was a moment of madness’ she cries, exposing the tattoo that she detests so to the world. If Levi hated the tattoo so much she should have done us all a favour by not having her picture on the internet, ruining my day.
The mother only found out when this poor child who was clearly taken advantage of when she approached the parlour as a dare, giving a false date of birth and asking her friends to vouch for her age, fell off a horse exposing her midriff and injuring her hip.
If I had done this, my mother would not have been crying about it to the police, she would have kicked me into the sun. So many stories these days in the papers are angry parents who seem to ignore what their child has committed, stolen, inked on their arsehole and instead choose to shout about it in the tabloids and to the police for that five minutes of fame where people around the country, point, laugh and call them fucking idiots.
If mother dearest wants to scream to the papers about morals, she should perhaps take a look at herself first. However disgusted she is at these wretched inkers, Levi is only showing her ass to the world because her mother has sold her story. After all, no one would even have known about the tattoo apart from those involved because of where it is on her body. It could have been kept quiet and dealt with the tattoo parlour directly instead of blazed across the internet. It’s quite hard to keep the moral high ground when you’re exploiting a child, and you’re a cretin.
Originally, Levi wanted ‘100% Welsh Beef’ tattooed onto her. ‘100% Welsh Twat’ would have been more fitting.
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