Daily Sport: Matthews in scrap over farting game by shoutingatco.ws

Matthews in scrap over farting game

KAREN Matthews ended up in a prison cat fight after she was accused of CHEATING in armpit-farting competition.

The redhead, 35, traded blows with a fellow lag following a contest Where both jailbirds had to recreate a popular TV theme-tune.

Matthews, who is currently serving eight years in Peterborough jail for the kidnap of her own daughter Shannon, “nailed” the music of BBC comedy Dad’s Army. An unnamed female lag then daringly attempted the tune of hospital drama Casualty but failed after hitting a few bum notes.

A Sunday Sport mole said: “Karen was the clear winner but her opponent was a sore loser and accused her of cheating by using a whoopee cushion.

“A huge fight ensued but, ever the alpha female, Karen put paid to her fellow competitor within minutes – she’s a hard lass.”

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