SHOCKED medics watched a crying man limp into A&E with his testicles trapped inside a Mrs Potato Head.
The weirdo, said to be in his had filled the kids’ toy with with jelly and had been using it to pleasure himself when his bollocks jammed in the hatch at the back.
Mrs Potato Head, the female companion of popular 195Os chlldren’s toy Mr Potato Head which featured in the hit Toy Story movies, has an opening back for the attachable pieces to be kept.
The toy fetishist was in agony when he entered Darlington Memorial Hospital, where it took staff minutes to release his gonads using medical lubricant.
Sunday Sport’s hospital mole said: “We see this kind of thing all the time. What i starts off as a sexual thrill behind closed doors soon becomes very public.
“Once freed, the man’s pain soon turned into regret and he couldn’t apologise enough. We won’t be seeing him for a while.”