Daily Sport: Poison eggs ‘come from Hiter’s hens’ by shoutingatco.ws

MUTANT superchickens first bred on the orders of Hitler are behind the German poison egg scare that has seen Products swept from UK supermarkets, it was claimed last night.

The contamination had been blamed on a mix up which saw dioxin-laden oil destined for fuel being used in poultry feeds.

But a leading scientist says *that the cancer-causing eggs probably from genetically-modified superhens – called uberhuhn – bred by the SS during the War.

Professor Clifton Byrne shuddered:

“Hitler dreamed of pure chickens that could lay monstrous eggs.

“However the chickens were genetically unstable and literally shat out toxic eggs.

Towards the end of the war, the programme was being wound down.

“But Germany was starving in 1945 and some people stole some of the condemned superchickens before they could be killed. It is the descendants of these that are tainting Europe’s supply.”

Last night a source at the Food Standards Agency said: “Byrne was probably drunk again. He claimed in 1999 that mad cows had been hypnotised to look insane.