Daily Sport: EU want to ban snowball fighting by shoutingatco.ws

MEDDLING EU bureaucrats want to ban snowball fights in yet another example of the killjoy continental obsession with health and safety.

Last year across Europe, 12 people were left deaf in one ear after being hit by snowballs – but everyone in Britain was fine.

Now namby-pamby foreigners are using that statistic to push through a barmy new law which will stop us enjoying one of the highlights of winter.

Anti-EU campaigner Brian Lionheart said: “It’s no wonder this country’s going to Hell in a handcart when we’re being dictated to by Brussels.”

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