Liz Jones. Where do you start? For the uninitiated, she's a Daily Mail columnist with a somewhat inflated opinion of herself. Her ideas about life are as simplistic as a 1970s comedian, "men can't do this", "why do shop workers never..." and numerous digs at the poor. She - or her ...

So after seeing the GASPS of shock from last week, what on earth could we expect this week? Well, this week is all about fidelity. Umhm. Psychiatrist Lady Dr Scott gathered The Tools and their Laydeez together and announced the theme of fidelity. Randy Tool Liam clearly turned to his doting ...