‘Miniature reindeer’ were small dogs
TRADING standards officers have warned Christmas shoppers to beware of hawkers selling “miniature reindeer” – which are actually DOGS!
Four disgruntled punters in Wiltshire have reported buying the festive beasts, only to find that they are dogs with plastic antlers glued on.
Piers Vascome-Bright of the Swindon-based Association of Trades Standards said: “This makes a mockery of the whole spirit of Xmas.
“These miniature reindeer were bought in pubs by people the worse for drink. You should never buy anything from ‘a bloke in a pub’.
“The tap room hawker or pedlar seldom adheres to consumer legislation. Miniature reindeer indeed!”

Wiltshire? Doesn’t surprise me. They’re fucking mental down there.