Everyone’s an expert, especially when you’re struggling with something. Thanks to the Internet, you can now share your expertise on any subject, regardless of how well qualified you are. The catchily named true-love-relationship-advice.com site is run by a Nigerian chap called Samson Itoje (Twitter says that @lagosrealestate is also his; he also runs the multi-hyphenated http://lagos-nigeria-real-estate-advisor.com)

He seems like an expert, as he says:

True love is hard to find. I guess you already know that.

Fortunately, I found it. And so can you.

Unlike most people, I decided to build a web site about my love experiences. Why?

Because I know what it feels like to search for love. I know the suspense, the anticipation, the disappointment, the unfulfilled expectations. I know what it feels like to search and search without results. I also know what it feels like to finally find the love of your life.

It is . . . exhilarating!

So, I decided to build a web site about it and share my wonderful find . . . true love.

His pursuit of love was tough, for someone with such low standards:

Don’t get me wrong. My standards weren’t too high. What I wanted in a woman was simple enough.

I wanted a woman who had the fear of God. “The fear of God is the beginning of wisdom”, so says the Holy Bible.

I wanted a woman who shared my Christian faith. “Do not become unevenly yoked with unbelievers”, says the Holy Bible.

Besides the above, I wanted a woman who complimented me in every way. She should be tall, smart, intelligent, elegant. She should have a good sense of humour, speak good English, and have the capacity to give and take a joke.

In addition, she should love children. I planned to have four.

She should be homely, respectful of others, mild tempered, peaceable, kind, considerate, ecstatic about our relationship, exciting to talk to, and a true friend. Above all, she should love me just as much as I love her.

Not too high a standard, right?

Luckily, he’s found love!

Sometime later, as I walked through the convention grounds to get something to eat before the afternoon session started, I caught a glimpse of her. She was coming behind me with definite and graceful long strides. This was the perfect moment.

As she passed by me I said, “Hi. My name is Samson Itoje. I will like you to be my friend”.

That caught her unawares. My statement was straight to the point.

She smiled and said, “My name is Ngozi Okafor. I will like to be your friend”.

Now happily married, Samson will give you the full breadth of his wit:

A guy once told a joke about this.

He asked his fiancee how much she loved him. In response she said 85%. Well, the online love calculator she used to analyze her love relationship said she was 85% in love with her man. And she believed it.

Come on, don’t insult your intelligence.

No love calculator software can measure your emotions or your pain when your man hurts you. By the way, the love software is just as imperfect as the creators.

Another thing to consider.

Samson Itoje: Serious Business Bollocks

Do the software designers know what it’s like to be truly in love? Have they themselves found true love? Have they themselves been able to keep their own love relationships from falling apart? Do they know what it’s like to manage a home? Are their spouses happy? Do they know what it takes to make a woman happy?

I can tell you this for sure. If the love software designers are 30% imperfect and 20% out of tune with true love, their love software . . . the product of their imperfections magnified . . . will be 80% imperfect. An imperfect man cannot produce a perfect product.

As a software designer, I can confirm that we are far more than 30% imperfect.

Wife swap sounds like a smart idea. It gives discontent men a chance to cheat and not feel guilty. They seem to have fun. But at what cost?

First, why would anyone in his right senses want to wife swap?

The truth is . . . many married men have roving eyes. They can’t see a woman pass by and not take a second look. And they don’t stop there. They take the next step and ask for a relationship.

How long will this fun last?

Not very long. And you can be absolutely sure of that.

To understand this real life unavoidable and indisputable end, consider what happens when aflirting man discovers that his wife is also flirting.

The man gets really wild. He’s so mad he could literally kill his wife.

But why? She was only imitating her husband’s ‘good’ example.

You get the point.

In summary, the wife swapping business crumbles life as you now know it.

Bottom line. Anything immoral and ungodly eventually fails. The same goes with wife swap.

What is the cost of this venture?

It will cost you your dignity and your respect for your wife. It will destroy your mutual trust. Soon you will begin to see your wife as dirty and immoral.

Life will never be the same again between you and your wife. Your love for your wife . . . your partner in despoiling the marriage bed . . . will suddenly disappear.

Wife swap will destroy your marriage. The cost of this dastardly act far outweigh any benefits.

Fear God.

Ladies, fear not, you can find out if he’s the one for you…

Question: How do you know your boy love is for you? How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

Answer: Ask him this simple question. “Do you love me?”

Let him say it. Do not assume your boy love is for you because he has been your boyfriend for four years or more.

Question: Why should you care that your boyfriend loves you or not?

Answer: Because love is the very essence of having a relationship.

Question: So how do you know your boyfriend loves you?

Answer: Test him. Use my practical true love quiz to test if your boy love, your boyfriend love is for you or someone else.

Boys are very good with the art of seduction and pretense. They can sweet talk you into believing anything simply to get you where they want you. So be careful.

There’s advice on ugly women: “Ugly woman is simply ugly. Pretty woman is exciting and mesmerizing. She makes your day. Should you settle for an ugly woman or someone really pretty?”

Girls Gone Wild: A girl gone wild feels on top of the world. She has all the fun. A girl gone wild is hard to convince to retrace her steps. Why stop the fun? Yes, why stop the fun when she is just beginning to enjoy herself? It’s amazing how people change. A well bred girl from a responsible family can suddenly turn wild and even become a wild party girl, a smoking machine, a drug addict, or even a gangster.

“Girl On Girl Sex – Are You At Risk of Becoming A Lesbo?” – Girl on girl sex is what many sane women believe they will never engage in. But how did previously sane women become lesbo? Could you also be at risk?

Virgins:

Young girls tend to be avid readers of romance stories.

Romance stories tend to create sexual passion and often cause their readers especially women to fantasize about life with Mr. Perfect.

These girls feel the passion in the stories and wish for a life just like that in the stories. The romance in the romance novels results in a buildup of sexual fantasy in many girls. A regular dose of sexual fantasy eventually results in a desire for the real thing.

Then what?

Your guess is as good as mine.

Yes, romance novels make interesting reading. But many teach values that derail youths by creating desires that lead them astray.

Do you really want to remain a virgin girl?

We love Samson Itoje and his common sense approach to morality, god and sexuality. We’ll leave you with this piece of stunning advice on what to do in bed:

You wives . . . let your husband have it his way sometimes.

You husbands . . . let your wife have it her way sometimes, most times if you can. She will love you for it.

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