You may not know this, but I wear glasses. I’m twenty-five soon and I’ve worn glasses since I was seven or eight. I don’t mind wearing them. In fact, I quite like them. It should mean people won’t hit me – it’s a ready-made defence. Oh, and it means I have the ability of sight.
The only times I don’t like them is when I walk into a pub/club at night when it’s cold out and they steam up. Then I feel like a twat.
However, overall, I like being a four-eyes. Considering this is essentially a disability, I reckon I’m doing alright.
I’ve got two pairs of glasses that I think look okay and I don’t wear them as part of my ‘style’ or ‘outfits’ – it’s just that my eyes are rubbish at seeing. So I need them.
And speaking of things that are rubbish, Justin Bieber:
Bieber, Bieber, Bieber...
Can you guess why I hate this picture? And moreover, him? It’s not that at sixteen years old he’s written a frigging autobiography. No. It’s the glasses.
Look at them. Look at him.
What. A. Bellend.
Now, I’ll be honest and admit that I’m not Justin Bubbler’s optician – he may well have the eyes of the tosser that he looks. Maybe he’s always been wearing contact lenses? Maybe there’s a picture of him wearing ‘normal glasses’?
Wacky
Oh, fuck off.
It’s not just Bieber. He is merely a receptacle for my rage. I hate this whole fucking trendy-Topman-geek-chic-ironic fucking bollocks.
Stop it. All of you.
If you want to wear glasses, send me your address and I’ll come round and tear your retinas – then you’ll need glasses properly and I will excuse you for dressing your eyes up.
Stop all of this NHS-black-rimmed, glassless… OH YEAH, glassless! Some of these arseholes don’t even have glass in their ironic-geek-chic frames. That’d be too mainstream and, like, conformist.
Maybe I don’t get it? Why wear glasses that make you look shit, when you don’t need to?
“It’s ironic, man, we’re saying we’re not conforming to sheep-like fashions trends”
”By dressing like every other wanker you hang around with?”
”…er, Kings of Leon have sold out…”
Actually, fuck them… these people now have Justin Bieber as one of their own…
What even is this thing?
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Why is this cunt wearing Brains’ off of Thunderbirds glasses?
justin bieber is cute in his glasses and with out them.yr just jls beacuse u r not cute like him.u r eww.he is cool
Holy shit! Please can we give sally a column? PLEASE?!
Oh my God, Tim! I didn’t know you were JLS! I love ‘The Club Is Alive’.
Ha ha ha haaaa :))
Wearing spec is not wrong…i wear specks like him but it is just a geek specks…i live at Singapore but yeah this country no eartquake…
In the second photo he looks like Deirdre Barlow/Rachid.