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We are not here to judge those who make their money from having sex on camera. If we were in a position to be surrounded by beautiful, naked people constantly, we’d probably go ahead with it. While we’ve made every attempt to make this article safe for work, it’s at your own risk, obviously. When you are naked on film, every single inch of your body is out there for people to see, comment on and critique. A squeezable spot. A stray hair. A weird bum. These people don’t have the same crippling insecurities as us, and are too in need of money or drugs to care. In fact, some of them will make it worse ...

If there’s one thing that drives folk on the Internet, it’s pettiness. Being right matters, dammit. This is why IMDB’s Goofs section is a terrible, terrible idea. The idea of a list of goofs in general is appealing - despite the horrible American name, only slightly better than "blooper". The stamp used by the parole hearings people in 1947 prints in the Helvetica font, which was not invented until 1957. In typical Internet fashion though, people are racing to the bottom to find the most obscure, nitpicky, unimportant things wrong with films and leave their mark on the world. What constitutes an actual goof or mistake? We’re going with mistake, because it’s a normal word used by normal people. ...

Q. FORMERLY KNOWN AS A COMLECH, WHAT NAME DERIVED FROM THE CELTIC IS USED FOR A NEOLITHIC MONUMENT COMPRISED OF TWO OR MORE LARGE UPRIGHT STONES, TOPPED BY A SINGLE HORIZONTAL SLAB? We’re not a completely stupid bunch here, despite all evidence that suggests otherwise. We have proper jobs and can read maps, work out the tip in a restaurant (£80 plus 0% tip = £80!) and other stuff. We even vaguely remember trigonometry. TV quiz shows aren’t beyond our reach: We’ve screamed at the criminally dense on Wheel of Fortune, almost broken a TV over a terrible Weakest Linker and despaired at the numpties that struggle when faced with the Eggheads. Perversely though, our favourite quiz show is the one that makes ...

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“Police officers 'smashed OAP driver's window and dragged him out of car' after he was stopped for not wearing seatbelt” screams the headline in the Daily Mail. That’s pretty shocking, and sounds like an horrific abuse of power by the boys in blue. Let’s read on, find out more about the poor old chap. “When stroke victim Robert Whatley, 70, was pulled over in his Range Rover, he expected a brief discussion with the officers.” That’s understandable. I mean, he was driving without a seatbelt, a quiet word and then he can get on with his day. But the policemen “jumped on to the bonnet and kicked his windscreen while another repeatedly attacked the window with ...