I drive through town on the way to work, and there’s a lollipop lady that hovers by the pedestrian traffic lights. She wanders out into the middle of the road as though nobody knows what a red fucking light is for, and watches the kids and mums cross. Then she goes back and presses the stop-traffic button immediately. Over and bloody over.
STOP PRESSING IT. YOUR PRESENCE IS NOT WORTH IT. People on both sides, pedestrians and motorists can operate a set of traffic lights without you watching intently and making sure that no wee kiddies are run over. Also, stop pressing the button. You’re holding me and everyone else up, causing bottlenecks further down the road and ballsing traffic up for the people going to work and funding your pension.
That’s right, I’m annoyed at a pensioner that gets up early every morning and helps kids get to school safely for no money, cos she makes me late. Sorry for the self-indulgent rant, normal service will be resumed soon.
