MILFs, MILFyness and MILFing

Posted On Thursday, 29 Jul 2010 by in Curiosity  
MILFs, MILFyness and MILFing "Are you my daddy?" were the words a friend sleepily heard as he dozed at a one night stand’s house. He wasn’t, and he never saw the girl - or her curious and confused son - again. The term MILF first came into popular usage through late 90s teen-comedy American Pie, and as you all know, stands for Mom I’d Like to Fuck. MILTF doesn’t roll off the tongue ...
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You Don’t Have To Be Mda To Work Here

Posted On Wednesday, 28 Jul 2010 by in Blog  
You Don’t Have To Be Mda To Work Here I saw this job advertised. The first draft also said something about delivering massages, but I hadn't taken a screenshot. I took this screenshot in case they change it again. The typo in quickly amused me. I'm easily amused. I applied for the job: I can write quicky, ...
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Top Five Personal Fiddles That Hurt A Little Bit

Posted On Wednesday, 21 Jul 2010 by in Listmania  
Top Five Personal Fiddles That Hurt A Little Bit Despite living in the most technologically advanced era ever, and having access to more information and places than ever before, it’s still pretty much expected that Sundays will be spent bored shitless. Or worse, in a pub, where the people either side of you are talking to someone else ...
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Lollipissoff Lady

Posted On Wednesday, 21 Jul 2010 by in Blog  
Lollipissoff Lady
I drive through town on the way to work, and there's a lollipop lady that hovers by the pedestrian traffic lights. She wanders out into the middle of the road ...
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How To Convince Any Woman to try Bum Games

Posted On Monday, 19 Jul 2010 by in The World at Large  
How To Convince Any Woman to try Bum Games
Magazines seem to exist purely to tell you exactly how to live your life. To run you down and tell you how you’re failing, and then show how celebrities ...
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Jerry Springer PPV Review

Posted On Thursday, 15 Jul 2010 by in Movies  
Jerry Springer PPV Review
Jeremy Kyle is the latest shit-stirring host to have his own talk show in the UK, following in the brave tradition of Trisha (from Trisha) and Vanessa Feltz (from Trisha). ...
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Recumbent Bike Man

Posted On Tuesday, 13 Jul 2010 by in Blog  
Recumbent Bike Man
I have a mortal enemy. I’ve never spoken to him, and he’s never even acknowledged that he’s part of my life. At best, he’s noticed me bowling past ...
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Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner

Posted On Monday, 12 Jul 2010 by in The World at Large  
Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner
Imagine, for a moment, that you’re not a bitter, twisted Internet type, and that you’ll be socialising with other people. Horrible thought, but stick with me. A bunch ...
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