Channel 4 have released a list of all the prospective Big Brother contestants.
Here’s our ten favourite random facts, and ten favourite photos.
- Random Fact: Plays West Indian steel drums and says he’s the world sexiest fat man.
- Random Fact: Was a millionaire for 6 weeks after he sold his first company before the Stock Market crashed.
- Random Fact: Works as a Beyonce lookalike at corporate events, claims to look in the mirror around 100 times a day “ checking I’m still hot”.
- Random Fact: A former Playboy Bunny who has spent over £500, 000 on plastic surgery.
- Random Fact: Organiser of much publicised extreme Christian Event ‘Sloshfest’, claims he travels through time and space in the spirit realm and the weirdest thing he’s done is “visit the sun”.
- Random Fact: Bisexual, self made millionaire and Mr T lookalike who made his money through property.
- Random Fact: Claims to have psychic ability and has been travelling with her own small fairground for the past 8 years. A mother of 3 who says she’s Derby’s answer to Dolly Parton
- Random Fact: Started playing piano aged 3. Doesn’t believe in democracy – he believes the country should be run as an autocracy.
- Random Fact: Portuguese Gardener who once wore a mankini on a flight from the UK to Thailand because he was bored. Lists immigrating to Britain as the best thing that he has ever done.
- Random Fact: An independent minister, she bought the title on the internet. Refers to herself as Dolly Rotten. She has an image of A-Ha’s ‘Take On Me’ video tattooed on her arm.
Some sort of crazy dwarf, far less fun than Mini Me
Sonia from Eastenders goes for wacky
Just likes to stand out from the crowd, like a mad May pole.
Terminator 2: Lunch Day
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Ravey Davey Gravey
Wonky Goth
Mackenzie Crook meet Hulk Hogan… with sexy results
Aging transexual accidentally winds up in Big Brother
Awright geezah, fackin big bruvvah, lav it.
The old bloke looks like an albino Gary Glitter.