Top Ten: Trendy GQ Douchebags by shoutingatco.ws

GQ are running a competition for the most stylish man in Britain. And by “stylish”, for some reason, they mean “twattish”. Fancy bowling around in pyjamas, trousers that are too short and a sodding blazer? Brilliant, this is for you. Here’s our top ten biggest planks from the list.

Unfortunately, this chap hung himself in his shed.

Super Hobo visits the gym

At first glance, his flies look open. It's actually a Christmas decoration.

You'll never regret this. Seeing where you're going is overrated, anyway.

Oh, just fuck off

Someone's pleased to be here. If you know what we mean. By which we mean he has an erection.

The braces are there to stop him taking off

If Gok Wan and a mole had a child and the child turned out to be weird, this is what he'd look like

Pyjamas, because that's cool.

Guile from Street Fighter takes time out from the camp garage to do some leaning

Comments

1. Nickie@Typecast says:

   June 4, 2010 at 2:19 pm

   #1 looks like he’s already hung himself
   #3 it looks like the price label LOL
   #4 and #5 look like one of those misfit photos where the body & legs have got mixed up
2. Mark says:

   June 4, 2010 at 6:25 pm

   Yikes – and not one Shellsuit tucked into white socks with black trainers… Where am I going wrong?
3. Ian says:

   March 28, 2011 at 12:11 pm

   No 3 is stylish .. Agree with you on the rest though!

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