GQ are running a competition for the most stylish man in Britain. And by “stylish”, for some reason, they mean “twattish”. Fancy bowling around in pyjamas, trousers that are too short and a sodding blazer? Brilliant, this is for you. Here’s our top ten biggest planks from the list.

Unfortunately, this chap hung himself in his shed.

Super Hobo visits the gym

At first glance, his flies look open. It’s actually a Christmas decoration.

You’ll never regret this. Seeing where you’re going is overrated, anyway.

Oh, just fuck off

Someone’s pleased to be here. If you know what we mean. By which we mean he has an erection.

The braces are there to stop him taking off

If Gok Wan and a mole had a child and the child turned out to be weird, this is what he’d look like

Pyjamas, because that’s cool.

Guile from Street Fighter takes time out from the camp garage to do some leaning