Movie Review: Seinfeld: A XXX Parody

Posted On Monday, 21 Jun 2010 by in Movies  
Movie Review: Seinfeld: A XXX Parody Over the course of nine years, Seinfeld became one of the most popular sit-coms of all time. Despite winning Golden Globes and more Emmys than you can fit in a hooker’s cock-pouch, Seinfeld never really gained the recognition that it deserved. Until now. New Sensations have finally seen the gap in the market. Sure, Jerry and Elaine dated in Seinfeld, but we never saw that. ...
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England Expects

Posted On Friday, 18 Jun 2010 by in The Media  
England Expects When I chose a football team to support, it was a no-brainer. Coventry City were the closest team to me growing up, so I supported them. Unlike arsewipes like Paddy Kieltey and James Nesbitt, I didn’t just arbitrarily pick the team at the top of the league and ...
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Young Apprentice 2011: The Final

Posted On Friday, 11 Jun 2010 by in Television  
Previously on Junior Apprentice: Flogging, fighting and fannying. They open by meeting Sir Alan at an aquarium at about 7.30am, when we suspect it’s not actually open. Hewer looks like he can jimmy a lock though, so they manage to sneak in and glare at the sharks. Their task is to ...
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Young Apprentice 2011: Episode 5

Posted On Thursday, 10 Jun 2010 by in Television  
Last week on Junior Apprentice: Art, arrogance and arseholes. The task opens in Amsterdam, which leads the teams to consider all the things that they’d do over there: Tim puts on ...
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Top Ten: Potential Big Brother Horrors

Posted On Tuesday, 08 Jun 2010 by in Listmania, The Media  
Top Ten: Potential Big Brother Horrors
Channel 4 have released a list of all the prospective Big Brother contestants. Here's our ten favourite random facts, and ten favourite photos. Random Fact: Plays West Indian steel drums and says ...
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Top Ten: Trendy GQ Douchebags

Posted On Friday, 04 Jun 2010 by in Listmania, The Media  
Top Ten: Trendy GQ Douchebags
GQ are running a competition for the most stylish man in Britain. And by "stylish", for some reason, they mean "twattish". Fancy bowling around in pyjamas, trousers that ...
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A Thorough History of Emmerdale

Posted On Thursday, 03 Jun 2010 by in The Media  
A Thorough History of Emmerdale
Every exciting thing that's ever happened on Emmerdale documented right here:
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Young Apprentice 2011: Episode 4

Posted On Thursday, 03 Jun 2010 by in Television  
Previously on Junior Apprentice: Cupcakes, cock-ends and crap cupcake costumes. The children of the damned arrive at the David Beckham Academy for the most tenuous of reasons: the academy is there ...
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Movie Review: The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

Posted On Tuesday, 01 Jun 2010 by in Movies  
Movie Review: The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
The Human Centipede (First Sequence), then. The “First Sequence” appendage does mean that like the Matrix or a dodgy curry, this movie will definitely be back for more. ...
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