Young Apprentice 2011: Episode 3

Posted On Thursday, 27 May 2010 by in Television  
Previously on Junior Apprentice: Camping! Campness! Cardboard! Reinforced Cardboard! This week, our intrepid teams of the weird, bullied and damned are sent to Oxford Street, to ice and sell cupcakes. VALUE ADDED cupcakes, as Lord Alan keeps mentioning. Rhys is hounded into being project manager for his team, because he once worked in a kitchen. He also ends up not working in the kitchen. On the other team, Lipstick and Emma Walker (16, ...
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Summer Games

Posted On Wednesday, 26 May 2010 by in Blog  
Summer Games Summer sports traditionally include running, jumping, kicking a football and drinking until 4am then having an unsatisfactory time with a stranger. Not for us, though. While the rest of the world is running around celebrating the World Cup, we'll be dragging our pasty arses out onto the streets ...
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Top 5: Rubbish England Songs

Posted On Tuesday, 25 May 2010 by in Listmania  
The World cup is just three weeks away, which means that every tin-pot popstar and their mum have released a song to support England. Knuckle-headed racists and buffoons are piling up in their flag-caked chav-mobiles to literally pour records through their sunroofs. Sunrooves? Here's five hateful shit attempts from ...
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Young Apprentice 2011: Episode 2

Posted On Thursday, 20 May 2010 by in Television  
Nine junior horrors, one job (not actually a job, because even Lord Alan’s not mental enough to hire a foetus to work on whatever Amstrad do these days) and just ...
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A Nightmare on Elm Street Series Review

Posted On Wednesday, 19 May 2010 by in Movies  
A Nightmare on Elm Street Series Review
For 8 hours a day (or less, if you're an insomniac or obsessively check social networking sites until three am), you are unconscious in bed. As countless drunk students, ...
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Weird-eyed Hairy Kid in a Kitchen has an Opinion on Miley Cyrus

Posted On Saturday, 15 May 2010 by in The Media, The World at Large  
Shut up. This is the video he's referring to, in case you've always wanted to see a blurry three minute video of Miley Cyrus pole-dancing dancing with a pole.
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Young Apprentice 2011: Episode 1

Posted On Thursday, 13 May 2010 by in Television  
Remember when you were 16? It was just like Skins, right? An orgy of drugs, violence and sex. Or, like 95% of people on the Internet, it was furtive, frantic ...
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“Regarde, madame”

Posted On Wednesday, 12 May 2010 by in Blog  
Found on the Football 365 forum, this absolutely wonderful Larry David moment: Friend of a friend was staying with friends in a chalet in a French ski resort, really nice place, ...
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