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    Shouting at Cows » Archives for August 2009

    Ashes to Ashes

    Posted On Wednesday, 26 Aug 2009 by shoutingatco.ws in The Media  
    Footballers, eh. They can't do anything without the tabloids rushing to write as many words as possible and create the worst puns. Wayne Rooney is particularly lucky, as "Roo" rhymes with "You", and "Roo Beauty" works in just about any situation. Like if you've had sex with an aged prostitute. Other sports only exist and enter the public's notice once a year - despite the average tennis player ...
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    TV Review: Young, Dumb And Living Off Mum

    Posted On Monday, 17 Aug 2009 by shoutingatco.ws in Reviews  
    “Who is your daddy, and what does he do?” asked Arnold Schwarznegger in improbable 90s action film Kindergarten Cop. If the bumstains on Young, Dumb and Living off Mum were to answer, they’d say “daddy is the best, he does what I tell him”, and then run off to cry because ...
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    …and a Happy New Year

    Posted On Monday, 17 Aug 2009 by shoutingatco.ws in The Media  
    It's August, and with the first signs of darkness getting earlier, along comes the first mentions of the C word. Not 'cunt', 'cancer' or 'Clarkson', but the other pain in the arse: Christmas. Even though we're already living in the future, those utter bastards in marketing departments across the ...
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    Ding Dong the Queen is Dead (not yet, but inevitably)

    Posted On Monday, 17 Aug 2009 by shoutingatco.ws in The Media, The World at Large  
    Prince Charles may be a jug eared old cunt, but he hasn't always got the best time of it. While he inexplicably traded in his hot wife for Rod ...
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    Freecycling – Recycling for Winners

    Posted On Friday, 07 Aug 2009 by shoutingatco.ws in Blog  
    Despite the rubbish pun in the name, Freecycling is brilliant. Since we've all got crap in our house, things we've bought and looking back must have been absolutely high ...
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    For One Night Only

    Posted On Wednesday, 05 Aug 2009 by shoutingatco.ws in Blog  
    Here are some stories of those dirty short-term friendships that happen to the young, foolish and plastered. All of them came via Twitter people. Feel free to speculate. "Take ...
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    Come on my Facebook

    Posted On Wednesday, 05 Aug 2009 by shoutingatco.ws in Blog  
    Facebook has added this whole new level of awkwardness in friendships and relationships. Kids everywhere are jumping out of windows over the fear of whether to set their relationship ...
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