Missy Elliott once said
I mean, when it’s time to rhyme rhyme, I can get down for mine.
when I Googled just then for quotes about rhymes, and it’s profoundly nonsensical enough to open this article about things that rhyme! With ear!
Zaire is full of people who have ears!
Jason McAteer has ears!
Deer has ears!
Beer doesn’t have ears. Fuck’s sake beer, you’re rubbish.
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