Missy Elliott once said

I mean, when it’s time to rhyme rhyme, I can get down for mine.

when I Googled just then for quotes about rhymes, and it’s profoundly nonsensical enough to open this article about things that rhyme! With ear!

zaire

Zaire is full of people who have ears!

jason-mcateer

Jason McAteer has ears!

deer

Deer has ears!

beer

Beer doesn’t have ears. Fuck’s sake beer, you’re rubbish.

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