Blades Of Bitter Failure

Posted On Wednesday, 29 Jul 2009 by in Blog  
Before you start reading, this really is a post about my inability to fit windscreen wipers. My life really is that empty. If you were hoping for a story about tits, fire and Batman, then I'm sorry. Cars mystify me. I can't even tell you in basic terms what happens under the bonnet when I turn on the ignition. Presumably something ignites. Petrol. Hmm. I'd like ...
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Should your date be exciting?

Posted On Tuesday, 28 Jul 2009 by in The World at Large  
Should your date be exciting? Advertising on the Internet is really bloody difficult to get right. This is why you've got a billion emails in your spam box with silly lies to make you open them - "Wanna look fantastic in that bikini? Be fit with us" right next to "Keep your manhood in ...
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Fucking Fallout

Posted On Sunday, 26 Jul 2009 by in Reviews  
Aside from the shit idea that was Ears Day, blogging has been a bit light lately.  Which means you (yes YOU) have been spared my trite observations, rubbish jokes and creative spelling.  There's only one reason for this.  And it's a video game:  Fallout 3. When it comes to videogames, I ...
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Ears Day: Types of Ear

Posted On Wednesday, 22 Jul 2009 by in Listmania  
Ears Day: Types of Ear
Much like a hooker will cover up her despair and sadness with a pair of fancy knickers, ears can be spruced up in a number of ways. Here's your ...
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Ears Day: Anagrams

Posted On Wednesday, 22 Jul 2009 by in Listmania  
Ears Day: Anagrams
Arse
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Ears Day: Rhyme Zone

Posted On Wednesday, 22 Jul 2009 by in The Media  
Ears Day: Rhyme Zone
Missy Elliott once said I mean, when it's time to rhyme rhyme, I can get down for mine. when I Googled just then for quotes about rhymes, and it's profoundly nonsensical enough ...
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Ears Day: Famous Ear Wearers

Posted On Wednesday, 22 Jul 2009 by in Listmania  
Ears Day: Famous Ear Wearers
We've (almost) all got ears, but here's some people who are famous for their ears. Famous in the sense that it's the bit before their name in the tabloids. ...
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Welcome to Ears Day!

Posted On Wednesday, 22 Jul 2009 by in Listmania  
For those of you who have never heard of ears, Wikipedia defines them as: The ear is the organ that detects sound. The vertebrate ear shows a common biology from fish ...
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Dear Auntie Internet… #2

Posted On Friday, 17 Jul 2009 by in Listmania  
Are you still complaining? Really? You've really got something wrong with you? Oh, bloody hell, go on then. Let's hear it. I went to have my tarot cards read ...
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