Comments on: Top 5: Hymns

By: SHANIQUA

SHANIQUA — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 15:48:49 +0000

I used to enjoy ‘Silent Night’. We would be asked to start quietly and gradually get louder, which always translated as the first verse being whispered, and all following verses being screamed at a deafening level until a teacher intervened and told everybody to whisper again.

Of course, if we consider ALL THE HYMNS EVER, and not just the Christmas ones, then ‘Cauliflowers Fluffy’ obviously tramples on every other song in existence.

THE APPLES ARE RIIIIIIIPE.
THE PLUMS ARE REEEEEEEEED.
BROAD BEANS ARE SLEEPING IN A BLANKETED BED.

By: Hayley

Hayley — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:31:31 +0000

This was my fave:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDh84V-H56Y

Lots of opportunities for amusing actions

By: Eddie Lenton

Eddie Lenton — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 20:23:29 +0000

We three kings of Orient are,
One in a bus and one in a car,
One on his scooter, blowing his hooter,
Smoking a big cigar.

That was our version at Richmond School in Skegness.

By: Emmeline

Emmeline — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 09:47:46 +0000

Utter genius of a post! These hymns inspire fond memories, especially the giggling over the ‘naked’ line. Every. Time.

By: anna lowman

anna lowman — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 13:59:17 +0000

Such an awesome post. Love that you’ve got Autumn Days in there, that was always a favourite of mine…!