Being the health nut that I so clearly wish I was, I ended up at a swimming pool the other day. None of your Joe Public scrotes pissing in the shallow end for me though, this was a private swimming pool, for members only. Yeah. It, er, came attached to the hotel I stayed in so I, um, got in for free. But that's hardly the point, is it?
The point is, I was there, with my complimentary towels and lockers that you don't have to put 20p in to prove you won't steal the key. As though 20p is a deterrent to anyone that's determined to lock a locker and go home for whatever reason.
Anyway, in the swanky changing rooms ...