TV Review: Gok’s Fashion Fix
Posted On Wednesday, 27 May 2009 by shoutingatco.ws in Reviews
According to lie-factory Wikipedia, Gok Wan’s name means Noisy Big City, but it would be far more appropriate if he were called Nosy Big Twat.
From the Trinny and Susannah school of tit-prodding and granny-groping, Gok is desperate for you to dress properly. So take off that stained T-shirt, wipe the crumbs off your trousers and get ready to look beautiful.
Come on, you slob. You disgust me. This is Gok’s Fashion ...
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Confessing Rubbish Disorders
Posted On Friday, 22 May 2009 by shoutingatco.ws in Blog
Hayfever is just about the wettest allergy there is. Seriously, being made to cry because of flowers and having to stay inside with all the windows shut because little bits of pollen might attack you. Well boohoo.
Not only do I have hayfever, the big snotty crying disorder, I ...
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Kissed off with saying Hello
Posted On Tuesday, 19 May 2009 by shoutingatco.ws in Blog
Meeting a male friend is easy. Quick handshake, a "how's it going?" and we're set, regardless of whether we've known each other all our lives, or met once on a hazy night out.
Nice simple, straightforward rules.
With women, it used to be quite simple - just an awkward wave hello ...
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Out of my depth around weird strangers
Posted On Saturday, 16 May 2009 by shoutingatco.ws in Blog
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Is everything alright, sir?
Posted On Thursday, 14 May 2009 by shoutingatco.ws in Blog
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Babestation: Televised Masturbatathon
Posted On Sunday, 10 May 2009 by shoutingatco.ws in Reviews
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You wouldn’t want a warm beer, would you?
Posted On Sunday, 10 May 2009 by shoutingatco.ws in Blog
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Nice tackle! Oh, er, not you.
Posted On Thursday, 07 May 2009 by shoutingatco.ws in Blog
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The Apprentice 2009 Half-Term Report
Posted On Thursday, 07 May 2009 by shoutingatco.ws in Reviews
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